Man Says Cat to Blame for Child Porn

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  1. grimlock1972

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    Here is my nominee for moron of the month
    JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (Aug. 7) -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.
    Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer
    Keith Griffin claimed his cat was responsible for the more than 1,000 child pornographic images found on his computer, authorities said. He said his cat accidentally downloaded the images when it jumped on the computer keyboard. Police did not believe him, however, and the Florida man was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography.
    According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
    Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
     
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    god what a retard!:lol 
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    The cat got it's revenge for him not cleaning the litter box
     
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    The cat was actually looking for kitty porn.
     
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    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    Points for originality.....I guess.
     
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    stupid cat. doesn't know the difference between a "t" and a "d"
     
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    So the cat was reverse lucid dreaming, then?
     
  12. Solrac333

    Solrac333 G1 got it right!

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    He blaming the kitty?!
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    Bizarro Ceiling Cat.
     
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    did he really think that would work? :lolol 
     
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    I believe him. Cats are bastards.
     
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    I'll give him points for originality, but he's going to get convicted and after prison spend the rest of his life living under a bridge.
     
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