Man Recovered From Raft Puzzles Swedes

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Something doesn't add up.

     
  2. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    That seems rather sketchy.:peoples: 
     
  3. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    What? This guy sounds like hes a few cans short of a six pack. Perhaps a full psyciatric evalutation should be in order?
     
  4. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    I bet he's from the future.
     
  5. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    If he's from the future, then where's his portable jet pack and form-fitting future clothes?
     
  6. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Those were converted into his raft- both were made from unstable molecules (Marvel's old answer to how just about anything works).
     
  7. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    Kill him.
     
  8. Streck

    Streck <B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">QED</B></FONT> Veteran

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    Well, there goes Jack's cover.
     
  9. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    It doesn't have to be form fitting, it could've just been a jumpsuit.

    Perhaps he's one of those unfortunate time travelers, who had all his future stuff stolen and is now stranded in his past.

    Though, why would he want to go to New York? Maybe instead of a time traveller, he's just from a different dimension.
     
  10. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    to be on TRL, duh.
     
  11. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    "I'm on a mission from God. Take me to New York."
     
  12. Optimus-JD

    Optimus-JD Team Laser Explosion!

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    In his defense, he has only done it once before.
     
  13. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Of course he wants to go to New York! Everyone knows that people from the future hid a secret time machine there in the past so that all time travellers who get stranded without a machine can return there to get home.
     
  14. Boo

    Boo Addicted to candy canes.

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    That's... strange.
     
  15. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    I bet he's an Other.
     
  16. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    I think he's a spy. It kinda sounds like the beginning of the Bourne Identity. The book, not that shitty movie they made that was only related to the book in that some of the characters had similar names.
     
  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    haha! good call.
     
  18. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Everytime I read the title I think it says "Raft Puzzle Sweepstakes."
     
  19. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    There's hookers in NYC. Maybe he wants to get laid?
     
  20. Fairy Princess

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    There fixed.
     

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