Falcon PUNCH!  

 

strangly sounds like someone I know

 

It's not always homophobia though, certainly it's not for me. It's creepy stranger weirdophobia. Even if it was some gay guy that tried doing this I'd be pissed solely because some stranger is trying to hold my hand rather than worrying some gay guy was trying to come onto me. I doubt any homosexuals would try sneaking up and holding my hand as I walked along as a way of breaking the ice to chat me up.

Maybe back in the old days I'd have laughed off someone doing this to me, but nowadays I just don't have the patience to play along. Someone I don't know comes along and tries to hold my hand like that then I'm not going to give them a chance to go 'Haha! It's just a silly prank!'. There are too many pervs and pickpockets and downright creepy people with only harm on their mind that if someone does that to me I'm going to treat them like they're up to no good and they can explain the 'hilarious joke' to me while they pick up their teeth from the floor.

Seriously, guys: if you wanna hold my hand then just ask me.  

 

A second one came out:
Holding People's Hand 2 - YouTube

This time someone actually reacts badly to it

 

I'd at least expect him to buy me dinner first.

 

I'd perform a Mortal Kombat Friendship - forward, forward, up, down, kick.

 

I'd hold his hand for as long as I could and enjoy not being alone for a little bit.

 

I'd carry her for 1 mile & make her my wife.

 

I'd knee him in the balls then go and get the cops probably

I know I wouldn't mind in that situation… cute girls get away with any thing

 

Damn that woman is tall

 

I think that kind a works against the prank a bit as she can't casually just walk along and naturally take someone's hand so now it comes off as really awkward. As awkward as grabbing a stranger's hand already is. Pick a taller prankster or shorter victims.

That fat guy thought it was his lucky day though.  

 

Honestly depends on what they look like. If it was this guy I'd probably pull away and give an awkward sounding "Okayyyy." If it's some 55 year old, bald fat dude wearing a hello kitty shirt "I need an adult!" Not a problem if a girl does it but the guy's tall sister in the video would kind of alarm me since I'm short lol.

 

There is only one Appropriate repsonse to this: Pimp Slap! He wants a hand, He'll get one!

 

I'd punch him the face

personal Space man

 

I like how the fat chick at the beginning of Part 2 wanted nothing to do with it.

Bitch, please, we all know you wanted to swallow that tall blonde whole.

 

I'm not going to lie. I'd freak out.

 

I wonder what would happen if she were dressed like a hot dog.

 

I wouldn't punch him, but I can see him getting that alot.
I wouldn't let him hold my hand either.

 

If a stranger try holding my hand, I'll pull my hand and quickly walk away from them.

 

 

From the hot dog stand?  

If I thought the person had a mental defect or a pickpocket...then I'd try to be nice, otherwise, personal space.