Man randomly tries to hold stranger's hands

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  1. Bountyan

    Bountyan Well-Known Member

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  2. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Man gets stabbed in face for being random hand-holding weirdo. :p 

    Good job he was only trying to hold hands.

    It's a way to meet new people at least. Until the police arrive.

    Reminds me of that guy that tried a similar thing, but with touching a thousand boobs. I think that video is on YouTube too.

    How would I react if some strange guy came up and tried to hold my hand? (or touch my boobs? :p  ) I'd probably plank the guy.
     
  3. Fuzz

    Fuzz Garbage Pail Kid

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    Unfortately, with the weirdos in this day and age, I would probably have to drop him. Better safe than sorry.

    What's ironic is that if it was a cute female, I probably wouldn't care at all.
     
  4. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    He'd definitely get a loud "what the fuck, dude?" out of me to start with.
     
  5. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    shoryuken the guy in the face.
     
  6. GFH

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    I'd play along if men weren't fond of kidnaping cute girls. As it is, I'd pull away and give him the bitch glare.
     
  7. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    This or a sissy slap to the face.
     
  8. Optimus1138

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    I'd probably figure he was really high and try to discreetly distance myself from him.
     
  9. Cyber-Scream

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    This. Or tiger uppercut him in the balls.
     
  10. Surge

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    I'm subscribed to the guy on YouTube. My favorite is Almost Picking Up Chicks.

    No offense but you can pull it off real well I'm sure. I've seen your pics in the Show Yourself Thread and just like a certain someone, you don't seem fond of smiling. :lol 
     
  11. MPrime10

    MPrime10 Boomsticks.

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    This whole statement 3x.
     
  12. Satomiblood

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    Yea, cute girls always get a free pass regardless.
     
  13. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    Probably, I'd go "Son, personal space." And immediatelly keep him [literally] at arm's length until he went away. Then walk away like nothing happened.

    In a really good mood, I'd start a conversation. and probably talk about WWII for a few hours.

    Either way, that's a really...odd...idea.
     
  14. seali_me

    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    This. Maybe a super just to make sure.
     
  15. Bountyan

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    I wonder how they would have reacted if he was a 40-50 year old man with a creepy face. Or if it was a girl.
     
  16. TrueNomadSkies

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    Well, if it was a girl I'd probably play along at least for a few seconds, but for a dude, I'd probably laugh & pull my hand away. Not really getting the angry responses people give to this stuff, at least not in terms of if it was like in the video.

    I mean, if somebody kept persisting, then yeah I'd need to physically removed myself from it, but this is clearly just a joke, so whatever. :lol 
     
  17. Surge

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    Unfortunately, homophobia still exists and people nowadays are too serious. I'd laugh it off.
     
  18. TFW10

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    I would probably break his arm, if a stranger tries that.
     
  19. Brave Convoy

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    Not surprised it didn't go over well. A lot of people aren't even comfortable shaking hands or hugging their friends or family, let alone a making contact with a complete stranger.
     
  20. grindcore138

    grindcore138 TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

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    If it was like in the video I'd probably just laugh and play along, if it was some weird ass dude persisting I'd just tell them to get the fuck away from me.
    I have a friend who does this all the time, not to strangers, but if you're walking next to him in public there's a fairly good chance he'll grab your hand and delight in your embarrassment as you try to get away, haha.