Man orders TV from Amazon and gets assault rifle instead

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  1. Starscream600

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    D.C. man orders TV from Amazon, gets assault rifle instead

    I'd keep that rifle.
     
  2. mrgalvaprime

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    DAFAQ lol
     
  3. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    "The man noticed something was wrong when he tried to watch the olympics and instead shot his dog."
     
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    Amazon sells guns?!
     
  6. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Heh.

    Good job he hadn't ordered a vibrator for his wife...
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    They sell just about everything. :lol  Even food.
     
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    that's America for ya
     
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    Hmmm...I'm gonna order an entertainment center and see what I get.

    :drunk 
     
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    Or a baseball bat for his son.......
     
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    world war II surplus M-4 Sherman Tank, with non functional guns.
     
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    :confused:  :lolol 
     
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    Or a cutlery set for the whole family...
     
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    Matty @StayingInTheBox Moderator News Staff

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    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    He should have kept his mouth shut. The gun is way more valuable than a 39" Westinghouse TV*.

    *No offense to owners of Westinghouse TV's
     
  16. Galvatron Rage

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    Friggin' right!

    I would have kept those guns and not said a word. I'm guessing someone would have noticed eventually anyway...
     

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