Man mistakenly shoots himself in the pooper

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  1. transformervic1

    transformervic1 HI!

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    no, no, stick it in her pooper!
     
  3. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    He literally popped a cap in his ass.
     
  4. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Can we get an over-under on the number of guns in movie theatres that are going to lead to threads here this summer?


    Comedy comment: Guess he figured out how his gun works, in the end.
     
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  5. hellrasinbrasin

    hellrasinbrasin Well-Known Member

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    You know I think I have heard it all now... With the mass surge of gun violence in theateres and elsewhere here in the US its anything but obvious what the outcome will be for the US we gonna become Australia folks... And that is all I'm gonna say on that but really what idiot walks into a theater without locking their weapon 1st.
     
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    In the end, he paid dearly. :lol 
     
  7. hellrasinbrasin

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    They don't call seats at theaters in Nevada Ass Holsters for nothin'.
     
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    not other appoying story
     
  9. Meta777

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    Well, people do silly things, to sugercoat it, and people are sure to spead such silly things around.

    That said, I feel sorry for the poor guy. It's so difficult to poop when one's buttocks is playing host to a conical lump of metal.
     
  10. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    Hahah!

    Oooooh boy...
     
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    maybe if he squeezes hard enough it'll pop out in the toilet.
     
  12. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Huh??
     
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    Laughs. Falls off chair and laughs hard enough to wet self
     
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    I can already see movie theaters providing a holster next to the cup holder in the near future...
     
  16. a person

    a person Is not amused.

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    :rolleyes2 
     
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    If it weren't for the fact that it happened in a movie theatre, I'd find this pretty funny.
     
  18. WidowMaker91

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    Now that's what I call butthurt.
     
  19. Sideways77

    Sideways77 oh shoogah

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    Yeah! I'm sick on appoying stories!

    Maybe instead of sticking it in her pooper, he sticks bullets in his.
     
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    *Wonders if it felt good*
     

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