Man marries......video game character

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  1. honcho

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    I bet he (poorly) draws himself in the picture chat thing boning her.

    Sad, sad little man.
     
  2. SpencimusPrime

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    ...P...a...t...h...e...t...i...c...
     
  3. jonatron26

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    weirdo.
     
  4. Mr. Sparklebot

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    I wonder what would happen if he got his DS jacked or busted... oh wait, he'll just buy a new wife.

    This raised the bar for FAIL.
     
  5. AutobotSkids

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    Congrats dude!

    ...But it's kind of traditional to marry someone who is REAL.
     
  6. BScorpinok75

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    Wow.
     
  7. Sizzle

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    At least when he gets divorced she won't get half his money.

    However, this all smells of "publicity stunt."
     
  8. Zigholtul

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    :banghead:  :confused:  :eek:  :inquisiti  :jawdropper:  :wtf:  :crazy:  :confused2 :
     
  9. Midnight

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    Everyone keeps saying he's pathetic or crazy but hey, she is kinda cute.

    This paves the way for my marriage to my female Shepard from Mass Effect.
    She's so hot with her pixels and green eyes.Our honey moon will be the end game finale.(sigh) :eek: 
     
  10. Ezilla82

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    Wow. creepy and kinda disturbing...next story please.
     
  11. Moonscream

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    We'd probably be hearing about his suicide because the new one 'wasn't the same'.

    --Moony
     
  12. JetRaid

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    I want to smash his DS and the game!
     
  13. Recall

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    Out of jealousy? Don't worry one day you will find that perfect virtual girl too.
     
  14. JetRaid

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    :lol  No just because I want him to grow up and see real girls...How does he engage in sexual intercourse?
     
  15. MetalRyde

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    ^third party attachment. use you imaginati- er... on second thought, don't
     
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    This is an alternative for creepy guys living in their parents basement, I'd say. It'll catch on quickly.

    On a related note: I once heard there was now the ability for Japanese folk to technically-marry anime/manga characters. Yeah, I know, "It's called fanfiction." But I mean a legit sort of deal.

    ... though I have no idea where to find an article on that. I find it hilarious, though. Imagine the fights girls would get into over marrying Inuyasha or L.
     
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    I could never marry a video game girl. I mean, she's had the same deep emotional relationships with thousands of other men, and maybe even some women too.

    And you know what? She probably STILL IS.

    Maybe that floats your boat, these open relationship things, but hell no, not for me. I mean what the hell kind of disease might you catch off her? Keyloggers? Trojans? AOL?

    Just don't get involved.
     
  18. Gingerchris

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    And all you can hear from the bedroom is the sound of him 1Up-ing her...
     
  19. Tkemert20

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    I Was Going To Say He Has No Life...But At Least He Got Married.
     
  20. Dropshot

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    Sounds false, it's so stupid that shouldn't even be posted