Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches

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  1. Rodimus Prime

    Rodimus Prime Sola Gratia, Sola Fide TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/wireStory?id=1841881&gma=true
     
  2. flamepanther

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    He's too stupid to know how to use a microwave?
     
  3. Rodimus Prime

    Rodimus Prime Sola Gratia, Sola Fide TFW2005 Supporter

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    I think that's the least of his issues.
     
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    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Well if he didn't need to have someone push buttons on the microwave for him, I'm guessing he wouldn't have dropped it on his girlfriend. He's obviously dumber than a bag of rocks, or he'd have known what would happen when you drop a microwave oven on someone. I can't even imagine being that stupid, or even stupid enough to live with someone who was.
     
  5. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i guess he REALLY like his sandwiches?
     
  6. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Probably even more than chocolate milk.
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    subway should hire him as spokesperson.

    so fresh, it's to DIE for.
     
  8. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    :lol 

    Gotta agree, that article is messed up.
     
  9. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Awww... it's ok then, just be more careful next time.

    :rolleyes2 
     
  10. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Do you ever have any GOOD news, Rodimus?
     
  11. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm assuming he does...what impresses me is that he beat her up, picked up the microwave and threw it on her, beat her some more, ran next door to dial 911 because evidently they don't have a phone (who the fuck doesn't have a phone?)..instead of just pushing some buttons. Jesus man, pick your battles.
     
  12. Predaking

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    I think he's trying to be ineligible for trial on basis of stupidity. :rolleyes2 


    Nice try. Hope he gets fried for this. Seriously.
     
  13. llamatron

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    Hmm, I sense that there may have already been some tension or problems going on. That, or he really likes sandwiches.

    "I WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK!"

    Yeah. People are morons.
     
  14. flamepanther

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    Or microwaved? ;) 
     
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    Oooohh kaaaaay.. That guy has serious issues.
     
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    Ra88 Dutchman!

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    As that scene with the hamster in Steven Spielberg's Taken? Yeah, the guy deserves that. :ev: 
     
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    I was going to make a joke about since he hit her with a microwave that she was nice and warm on the outside but still frozen in the center...
     
  18. Sonscreen

    Sonscreen Casual TF collector<br><b><font color=#FF0000>aksm TFW2005 Supporter

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    :mad  Friggin scumbag.
     
  19. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I like this part:

    Gotta have your beer before going to the police. That's a real man of valor, there.
     
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    Execute him.
     

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