Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    BBC Newsbeat - Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

    Not quite as epic as Metallicgrunts German cave rescue but oh so much funnier.
     
  2. Crossfire-034

    Crossfire-034 Insensitive jerk

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    ...why the fuck would someone make a statue of a vagina in the first place?
     
  3. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    So the Colossus of Rhodes can have some party time too?
     
  4. rattrap007

    rattrap007 one with the Force TFW2005 Supporter

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    Pulling him out brought back lots of memories for his mom...
     
  5. MetalicGrunt

    MetalicGrunt Rust Proof Commando

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    scoobsterinc Scoobs

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    What a shenanigan! Imagine being the fire-fighter who had to pull a dude out of a giant vagina sculpture :lol 

    Because the vagina is pretty cool don't you know.
     
  8. Metroplex79

    Metroplex79 Hey mouse, say cheese!

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    I'm somewhat lonely, but not THAT lonely...

    :lol 
     
  9. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    God the jokes...

    All the bannable jokes...
     
  10. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Guess he should have used some lube
     
  11. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    "five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man."

    riiiight.

    More like, "five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to come and point and laugh at the man."
     
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    Ionus Well-Known Member

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    What a twat!
     
  13. gregles

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    a truly great anecdote for the grand-kids or for small talk at dinner parties.

    I would love to hear the emergency services call. "your never going to guess what's just happened to me. I was looking at the statue of a vagina, then one thing lead to another and...."
     
  14. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    :lolol 
     
  15. BooyakaDragon

    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    Huh...

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    AAarcher221 NomDePlume: Jimmy Rustler

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    Maybe the artist was abandoned by his mom when he was very young and that's all he can remember of her?
     
  17. MetalicGrunt

    MetalicGrunt Rust Proof Commando

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    Prom Night Dumpster baby?
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  18. transformervic1

    transformervic1 HI!

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  19. gregles

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    Someone should have seen this coming
     
  20. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Get the baby oil guy from the other thread.
    Cool vaginas? Where are you getting them from? The morgue?

    At least pop it in a microwave for twenty seconds to warm it through before you use it...
     

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