Man gets probation for dead deer sex

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  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Man, some guys will do anything for a buck...
     
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    LAWLZORZ! animal necrophilia ftw.
     
  3. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    The only reason I started this thread was to make that joke.
     
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    I wonder if the DOT will give him a job taking care of roadkill.
     
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    There are worse things, though not my much.:( 
     
  6. Mr. Jiggles

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    Deer porn...
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    buck futter?
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    i guessed as much...

    *looks for tumbleweed.gif*
     
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    Do we know the gender of the deer?
     
  10. Bryan

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    Necrobestiality? That's almost so weird I'm not bothered by it.

    I do want to know if hit the deer or just found it. Picturing him parked on some country road, one hand down his pants and the other on the headlight switch, just waiting...that's hilarious.
     
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    hillarious is one word for it....
     
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    I think he hit the deer. And then, he "hit it" again…
     
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    The second I saw:Man gets probation for dead deer sex by Lance Halberd, I knew there was a pun involved.
     
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    deer God, that's disgusting!
     
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    somewhere Bambi's crying.
     
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    :lol 

    Or smoking a cigarette. :peoples: 
     
  17. Lance Halberd

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    "Look, Hathaway, for the last time ... when we tell you to go pick up a critter on the side of the road, we don't mean take it back to your place, dress it up nice, and fuck it till its head falls off!"
     
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    I'd hate to be his PO.
     
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    Those crazy deer fuckers.
     
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    He found the deer. He was on probation for killing a horse in order to have sex with.
     

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