Man faked student status for over a year

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  1. Rodimus Prime

    Rodimus Prime Sola Gratia, Sola Fide TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://the.ricethresher.org/news/2006/09/22/houstonian_fake_student

     
  2. MegaMoonMan

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    Well, I hope he learned something from this.

    *BA-DUMP-BUMP*
     
  3. Team Jetfire

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    I give him a F for Identity theft 101
     
  4. JD

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    DUMBASS!

    "Well, at least I got one A" :p 
     
  5. RandomFerret

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    What the are you idiots talking about?

    He got free room and board for years, went to any class he felt like, and didn't pay a cent.

    It's fucking genius.
     
  6. honestgabe

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    Exactly! Come on, the guy took a page from Abbie Hoffman. Too cool
     
  7. Frognal

    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    So, how many non-horrible HR news posts does this make?
     
  8. Fairy Princess

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    HR left the part where in his stolen Dorm room there were Eleventy One Vivisected hookers. Male Hookers, in Drag.
     
  9. Team Jetfire

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    And now he can have it all over again...in a jail cell...with a large roommate....who thinks he's cute.

    sounds real genius...
     
  10. RandomFerret

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    Bullshit, he'll never go to prison. They'll bargain it down to a fine and some community service.
     
  11. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, but...Rice? He could've at least tried to have helped out their football team.

    -Tony!
     
  12. Lance Halberd

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    It would have been genius if he had made it through an entire academic career. As it is, he only made it through three of the eight semesters it takes to get a bachelor's degree.
     
  13. Team Jetfire

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    Slow it down there RF...it says he had traffic fines...that just screams jail to me. Plus all the classes were likely first year so if he continued he would only have a high level knowledge about all the first level courses. :poke 
     
  14. Arcee

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    Yes but he doesn't get credit for any of that. He would have to do it all over agin in another college. I remember girls in my college had people living with them. These people would just get up in the morning and go to work, come back and go though another back door so they could get free food.
     
  15. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    You've never heard of class auditing? Common academic practice. People register for a class, do all the classwork, take the tests, and don't get any credit towards a degree. They do this for personal growth and fulfillment.

    The difference with this guy is that he didn't even register for classes.
     
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    two
     
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    Really? I thought three. Maybe I was the only one who thought the last one was funny...
     
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    This will be turned into a tv movie of the week about hope in the most dire of circumstances, put the school's name on the map, and they'll kiss his ass to have his name attached to 'em.
     

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