Man Escapes from Prison: Solid Snake style

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  1. ZeroMayhem

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    BBC NEWS | Europe | Inmate escapes German jail in box

    Wow, who knew that box trick worked so well in real life?
     
  2. Rodimus Major

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    I lol'd.
     
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    definitely better than crawling through shit stained sewer, good for him.
     
  5. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    Dude only had 7 years. I can see 25 to life but 7? Now he has to run for the rest of his life and do more time when they catch him.
     
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    Lol! That dude must be a huge Metal Gear fan.
     
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    La Li Lu Le Lo?
     
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    Awesome.

    I bet the prison guard guys were all "Who's footprints are these?".
     
  10. RodimusDawg

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    And this is why you should kick over every cardboard box you see. With a " ! " above your head. You never know......:inquisiti 
     
  11. Boy who screams

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    This, combined with the robber who escaped on a tyre, just proves that every year, criminals are becoming more and more awesome.
     
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    Seriously? Have you ever been in jail? Lol.

    It's like dog years man, 7 years on the outside is like 20 on the inside. I get your point that he's gonna be on the run for the rest of his life, looking over his shoulder, jumping at every knock on the door.

    But he's still gonna be eating decent food and having sex with the opposite sex. Instead of,...you know....Bubba the shower buddy.
     
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    Looks like Kojima was on the ball when he added the "cardboard" box trick for Snake! XD
     
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    The way he got out of his cell had to be him knocking on the wall, while the guard ran away with diareha. Hid under the bed, and when the guard came back...opened the door wondering where he went...than...BOOM! Got out!
     
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    I guess it was his destiny to be there, in the box.
     
  17. adamthered

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    La Li Lu Le Lo.
     
  18. Boy who screams

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    Yeah. This.
    I wouldn't be able to stand a day in prison.
    If you have a sex-change, what gender prison do you go to?
     
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    I'm kinda glad he was only in there for drug dealing.
    The story wouldn't be as awesome if he was a serial killer or something.
     
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    HAHA! So very true. How would you explain that to the public? Ummm yeah, a dangerous serial killer just escaped from our prison in a cardboard box and was accidentally mailed out... and we have NO idea where he's at... oops!

    A few years back I worked at a jail and one of the inmates escaped hiding in a trash can... that shit was ridiculous.
     

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