D'OH! i meant snacks. damn you liquor... im sorry liquor, i take that back, i can't stay mad at you. ... that... was horrible. bleh.
next week's weird GD news story: baby wearing a darth vader mask dies from eating man's genitalia . oh god i'm terrible
That was a pretty ballsy thing for him to do. I love how this forum's first reaction to weird news is "how many puns or jokes can we squeeze out of this story?"
Pretty much. Actually, if I`d been the 1st poster to leave my seed in this topic like I was in the baby one, I`d probably have just said `Insert penis joke` for my punchline & let it sink in after a few reads. In either case, this stories still make me wtf (yes, this can be a verb), and I guess that`s why we love em.
Well, the beauty of the internet is not being able to look at people at all, but there's no reason to have any pity for me. I'm proud of my orientation, comfortable with who I am and very happy with my life...none of which I could say when I was trying to force myself to be 'sexual'. I do feel a little sorry for the subject of this article, though. Having no interest in sex and not wanting to engage in it is one thing, but going so far as to remove (presumably) perfectly healthy body parts seems to be taking it a bit too far. But then, it may not be that different than someone getting a sex change operation to change their gender and that's what he needed to do to be comfortable with his body.
Cool idea, but since it's no longer attached to your body, I doubt you'll get much gratification out of it. I guess you can always enjoy it vicariously. Thought about it, but it seems redundant. If people here can make jokes over a dead baby, I'm sure they don't need any encouragement to mock a man fricasseing his willy. Thanks for the vistor's message BTW.
