Man cooks and serves his own genitals to guests

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  1. Cyber-Scream, May 25, 2012
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    ^^:hookday :) 
     
  2. transformervic1, May 25, 2012
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    fried BALLS anyone??
     
  3. DecepticonSpike, May 25, 2012
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    I almost think that would be better. I'm more creeped out by the fact that there are people who want to eat another person for the experience.
     
  4. Haloid1177, May 25, 2012
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    That's gonna need ketchup.
     
  5. Nachtsider, May 25, 2012
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    I'd totally dine on human flesh if I could. Man's just another animal; I see no moral qualms to doing so. But eating their junk? Fuck no.
     
  6. megatroptimus, May 25, 2012
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    So cannibalism is okay now? Gee.
     
  7. Gingerchris, May 25, 2012
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    I suppose it's not too terribly different to people eating the placenta when their baby is born. Would this subject be less appalling if it wasn't the guy's dick that had been cut off, cooked and served? Like if they'd been eating his arm instead? Although there's probably more benefit to eating a placenta than eating a dick ('that's what she said!' :p  ). Supposedly a placenta is all full of vitamins and minerals and marrowbone jelly.
    I accidentally bit my own tongue once.
     
  8. DecepticonSpike, May 25, 2012
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    Remind me to not come over for dinner.:) 
     
  9. Solrac333, May 25, 2012
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    I want to punch someone in the face.
     
  10. Belgrath, May 25, 2012
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    As Cleveland Brown would say: Oh. That's nasty.

    This.
     
  11. BooyakaDragon, May 25, 2012
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    I.....I...I....

    *runs away screaming*
     
  12. MetalRyde, May 25, 2012
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    if we ever meet, remind me to have plenty of snakes. I MEAN SNACKS!
     
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  13. TrueNomadSkies, May 25, 2012
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  14. Dachande, May 25, 2012
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    I'm guessing no one said it tasted like chicken.

    (insert cock joke here)
     
  15. Onslaught24, May 25, 2012
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    saying "up" at the end of each line doesn't count as rhyming :lol 
     
  16. TrueNomadSkies, May 25, 2012
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    Follow & swallow rhyme, though. :D 



    Also to Yaujta, that was great, and possibly for reasons that weren't even intended. Those are the best kind.
     
  17. Ecchokat, May 25, 2012
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    I wonder if he know Hannibal Lecter....
     
  18. Gingerchris, May 25, 2012
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    I have to wonder what they had for dessert. What could follow eating wang that would have the same 'oooh!' dessert factor as maybe a nice arctic roll after a normal main course?

    All this just makes me think it would've made for an awesome episode of 'Come Dine With Me'.
    I'm not sure if this is spelt wrong and was supposed to be 'snacks' or a joke about eating a pink 'snake'.
     
  19. Rayzilla Prime, May 25, 2012
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    You'd have to be ballsy to eat that cuisine.
     
  20. Dansproject, May 25, 2012
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    What is wrong with humanity? We're gradually becoming desensitised to acts like this, I'll give it 20 years before we get PPVs on Death Row where the condemned are all given weapons and it's last man standing.
     
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