I had them both removed because they had tumors on them the size of marbles, it was just happenstance that I wasn't attached to them (no pun intended) so didn't really mind.
Gay and Trans aren't the same thing, but that's not a conversation for a Transformers site. That DOTM Megatron looks a bit pony doesn't he?
What the fu...? I feel quite sick now, and lucky to have my balls on my body, not somewhere in a park... Eurgh.
"Hold on while I count my balls here..............one...............two...............and three. Okay, I'm good" Dr. Evil......................Goldmember.
Nah not really. I was all clear after they were popped out, it didn't hurt after so much as ache and feel really hot, sort of a more nagging version of the "kicked in the pods" without the sick feeling. It worked out well for me!
Did the feeling ever go away? Do you get phantom pains? I've got a friend who lost a leg in a car accident and he said the most annoying thing that happens is when his missing leg gets "itchy" because there's nothing he can do about it.
All I can think of is "Butcher Pete" from Fallout 3... He's a hackin and wackin and smackin... He's a hackin and wackin and smackin... He's a hackin and wackin and smackin and choppin dat meat~
The feeling went away after about 10 days, and for a while there was phantom pain, but nothing for well over a year now.