Man call police on new girlfriend as his real girlfriend comes home....lol

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  1. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    Smart guy or dumb guy? You be the judge.....
    fucking hilarious....lol

    Out there
     
  2. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Good form.
     
  3. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    :lol 
     
  4. Jetcracker54

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    thats the way to do it but you gotta delete your history so they cant track that crap XD
     
  5. TrueNomadSkies

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    Or if you're gonna cheat on your girlfriend, at least get the mistress to keep phoning you instead of the other way around. That way, you not only keep her asking for more, but you also make it so much easier to play her off as a stalker when your gf finds out (couse you know it'll happen).
     
  6. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Ha, what a douche :lol 
     
  7. seali_me

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    Fail. He should have called his buddy to do the dirty work in a phone booth. This way he's still able to lie to both chicks about the anonymous call.

    Also you the mistress belongs in a hotel not your home.
     
  8. Doug

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    I wonder did his current girlfriend dump him after she found out what he was up to?
     
  9. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Guess that'd depend on how easily she fell for the whole "it's not what it looks like".
     
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    Should've just owned up to his girlfriend. That way, he would at least still have the other woman. Now the dumbass has nothing to call his own.
     
  11. The Dark Seeker

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    I wonder if any of my friends in town knows this guy. :lol 

    Either way, this has to be one of the best ID ten T errors I've ever read about.
     
  12. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    As they say in the South, DUMB ole Boy!

    3 a.m.??? That's a weird time for one gf to be out and the other to arrive..what?? Bunch of nightowls getting in trouble. :lol 
     
  13. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    This man is genius. Execution was perfect, aftermath not so much.
     
  14. cybertron2006

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    Well, like I always say, practice makes perfect. Just make sure this guy learned enough in his first escapade. :D 
     
  15. rattraprules98

    rattraprules98 AKA Chr0nus

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    Just heard this on the radio :lolol 
     
  16. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Smart, but... not used the right way.
     
  18. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    They need to re-enact this....lol
     

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