Don't even get me started with the whole Tiger Woods thing. The dude does something any other normal man can do...and it suddenly is a big deal because it is Tiger Woods. Give up... Ok, sorry, had to let that one out.
Y'know, if people would just masturbate before they leave the house... Thoughts in someone's head if they leave BEFORE masturbation: "Hell yeah, I'll go get myself an expensive lapdance!" "I think I'll go pick up a prostitute!" "I'm gonna go pick up the first random piece of ass I can get!" "Y'know, I'm gonna go break into jail and have sex with my girlfriend!" Thoughts upon leaving the house AFTER masturbation: "Hmm...I think I'll swing by Arby's."
^ Damnit Sizzle made me hungry with post! Damnit, his handle is Sizzle! I'mma hungry! OT, skeleton key? That's possible? Why do I not have one?! >V<
