Man Breaks into Jail for Sex with Girlfriend

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  1. soundwaveCA

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  2. megatronkicksas

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    Come on, can you blame the man? /sarcasm
     
  3. Team Jetfire

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    I bet Jail sex (with the opposite sex that is) is extra hot.
     
  4. prime13

    prime13 UCHUU KITAAAA

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    Apparently the whole "wear your pants loose/Gangster" look came from jail prisoners. They often had their pants like that so they could have sex easier.
     
  5. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    :lolol  hope the sex was good other wise it can't have been worth it
     
  6. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    This dude is Solid Snake apparently. And lol at the jealous inmate that ratted them out.
     
  7. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    She's a criminal.
    Criminals are HOT!
     
  8. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    So I guess jailbait applies to over 18 as well (assuming the woman was as old as him)...
     
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    Thay take your belt.

    - Coeloptera
     
  10. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    She must have been hot for this to have been worth it.
     
  11. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    Amy Winehouse got busted again, huh?

    Edit: nevermind. Mistaken identity.
     
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    Is the security that lax in that jail?
     
  13. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Only Fox "news" would A) use The Sun as a source, and 2) start out a report with

     
  14. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    lolwut?

    Why not just have sex with another person or a prostitute?
     
  15. K.I.T.T

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    Wow. Thats really sad
     
  16. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    He was horny for some jailbait.
     
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    This thread is useless without pics of said girlfriend. Only then can we judge if she's worth breaking into prison for.
     
  18. Phil

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    They were probably both fugly and she was the only girl he could get.
     
  19. Pravus Prime

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    No one has mentioned that he got into Jail with a skeleton key?!? What is this, 1920's movie prison?
     
  20. Zherbus

    Zherbus In Shogo Hasui, we trust.

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    My thoughts exactly.
     

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