Man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

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  1. Super_Megatron

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    INDIANTOWN - Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

    On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

    But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

    Ford ran outside the rear door of the residence when the woman's three teenagers went into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was and saw their mom with pie on her face, according to the report.

    After deputies arrived, the victim was transported to Martin Memorial Hospital South to treat the burns and blisters on her neck from the hot pie, according to the report.

    Later that night deputies found and arrested Ford. He was charged with domestic battery and was released on a $5,000 on Friday, said Rhonda Irons, the Martin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson.

    Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
     
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    Being that it was thanksgiving and all, I wonder if she wanted seconds?!
     
  3. FreshDebesh

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    I bet that's the last time she'll listen when the guy says to go in the kitchen and make him some pie.
     
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    The man must take his pie very seriously.
     
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    Well if she would have cooked it properly in the first place...
     
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    I've always wanted to do that to my mom on Thanksgiving. With a cold pie, I'm not a jerk!
     
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    She's lucky he didn't get any of the burning hot pie in her eyes. If it caused blisters and burns on her neck, it could've blinded her.

    What the hell is wrong with people? Why would you slam a freshly baked pie in someone's face? And all because he didn't like what she made for dinner.

    It would be wrong to enjoy the fact that the cops probably beat him with their nightsticks?

    Or that I'd want to participate?

    Because he deserves it.
     
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    I would have ate the other pie.
     
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    What a waste of a good pie. I say tar and feather the jerk!
     
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    This also will be the last bit of poontang pie he'll see out of her.
     
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    Silly womarn! He wasn't after sweet potato pie, he wanted hair!
     
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    So this was a food fight. :lol :duel 
     
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    Wow, so many if you find domestic abuse funny?
     
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    No, we just love a good pie-facing.
     
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