Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starscream600, Aug 9, 2012.
Man Accidentally Dials 911 During Drug Deal
Guy's an idiot.
It's going be The Drugs.
Someone just won a Darwin.
Oh look, another dumb person.
Laughs...falls off chair and laughs while rolling across the floor
Speaking of stupid, I should make a thread about the idiot in my town who started a fire after trying to kill some wasps. Pretty sure this isn't anything new, but it happened somewhat close to where I live, so I had to laugh for that alone.
I accidentally dialed 911 at work one time. I justabout shit my pants when the dispatcher answered the phone!
I felt like such a retard, lol. They made you give your name, and the number you meant to dial.
My friend butt dialed 9-1-1 once. We were all at a friends house. A bunch of us decided to go out for snacks. A couple people stayed behind (guy whose house it was, went on the snack run). Well, one of the ones who stayed behind butt dialed 911, and couldn't give the address because nobody knew it, he had to walk down the street while on the phone with the operator to find the address, so the police could show up and check XD (They have to in a Butt Dial case, JUST IN CASE)
Shxt like this makes me mad at the damn criminal. Ugh i feel like im on Tru tv's worlds dumbest right now.
"You've reached 9-1-1, please state the nature of your emergency."
"Yo man, have I got a deal for YOU..."
...or did he just butt-dial and unwittingly let the authorities hear him selling to someone else? That's less fun.
Where's that Red Forman clip? That guy is a total dumbass.
Unfortunately not. Darwin awards are for people who do stupid shit and end up dead from it.
Every time I read a story of stupidity like this, I'm reminded of a convenience store robbery in my area from a couple years ago.
The clerk waited until closing time, closed the store, and covered the camera with tape before taking all the cash in the register and whatnot. The police caught him the next day.
He used clear tape to cover the camera lens.
What? They have to be dead? I thought the qualification was just epically stupid! Well now I know.
Yup, the point of Darwinism is "survival of the fittest". The Darwin Awards are for people who do their part to thin out the gene pool. By offing themselves, they ensure their stupidity cannot be further perpetuated.
If that isn't a fail, I don't know what is.
My fucking god that's gold !
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