Granted, but his tentacles attack you.
I wish for Shia to be bludgeoned in the nards by Mojo.

 

Granted, but it becomes sentient and exposes all of the fetish porn saved to your computer and broadcasts it all over the world.

I wish I had an Animated Blackout.

 

Granted, but he's a flea.
I wish for this thread to end.

 

granted. but you're going next.

 

Granted.

 

granted

 

Ha, then comes MB to ruin your day!

I wish my dog was a transformer.

 

granted but when ever he transforms he spues rainbow colered diarheea

I wish I had every Tf invented without paying

 

Granted, but then you are sent to a federal prison for life for stealing all of them.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but it only lasts five minutes  

I wish I had an uber cool buster rifle like ROTF Prime...

 

Granted, but its too big and you are crushed and killed by it.

I wish I was Grindor and that I couldn't be killed by anything, unless I decided I wanted to die.

 

gRANTED BUT YOU BLEW YOUR HEAD OFF!

I wish aliens invaded earth


SRRY for the caps

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!

 

Granted, but they ONLY anally probe YOU. For the rest of time.

I wish for something.

 

Granted, but that something happens to be a 40 pound box of rape.



I wish transformers toys these days were motorised to move and transform by themselves.

 

Granted, but they suck.

I wish HAL would let Dave do that.

 

Granted, unfortunately SkyNet takes over and Judgement Day happens.

I wish for Miss Universe contestants to stop wishing for world peace.

 

Granted, but now there is no more Miss Universe.

I wish for some cheesey broccoli.

 

Granted, but life gets boring, you get depressed, then make attempt after attempt to kill yourself. But it doesn't quite work out. Enjoy your life...

EDIT, I'M LATE:

granted, but it's bleu cheese.


I wish the Twins would get killed in the beginning of TF3. (Don't hate 'em, but if they're designed to make me laugh, I would find that rather funny...)

 

YAY!