If your Doritos Super Bowl ad wins, you get a movie job

 

No thanks,Easy pass.

 

Bah, so he can rape my childhood upon my very eyes? Never. My talents as a film maker are destined for greater things.

 

I would, but explosives are so expensive...

 

*Insert Starscream Dorito joke here*

 

If Rollitos were still around, you could just have a regular Doritos transform into a Rollitos, add cleavage and explosions and call it a day.

 

Well, if anyone would win the contest it would be very impressive on the resume.

So, is any TFW2005 member going to try to "tackle" (no pun attended) this challenge?

 

If you claim to be an aspiring film maker and pass on this opportuniy because of Bay your film career will be very short. Many who have worked in film and television for 20 years would kill for an opportunity like this. Good luck to anyone who enters.

 

I'm imagining the Robot Chicken sketch

"Michael Bay presents ... DORITOS!!" (MA-BA-SPLOOM!!!)

 

Somehow, I feel most of the entry will involve bags of chips exploding

 

The problem with things like this is you spend a bunch of time, energy and possibly money- but there's only one winner. You could come in 3rd place (which would be impressive in it's self) and gain no benefit at all. All you end up with is a Doritos spot you can't use anywhere else.

I've recut spec music videos I've done for contests before, actually placed and gotten honorable mentions in some cases and still had to pull my contest version from YouTube so no one could see it (fortunately the original is mine and still viewable).

It's like the most time consuming, expensive lottery ticket you could buy.

 

Good luck to anyone on this site who tries, if you win do let us know!

 

I'm gonna try. Wish me luck!  

 

Pass. And it doesn't say what kind of job.

For all we know the job is being the coffee-b*tch....

 

Good luck!  

 

Good luck

 

I never knew films gave credit to the guy who gets Bay his coffee.  

Still would be cool if someone from the site won though.

 

If I had a good camera, I might just try something like this.

Even though it might be kinda hard for me to work on a movie with school going on and what not.

Danggit. Age restriction anyway.

 

Good a chance to infiltrate his ranks and then eliminate the greatest threat to childhoods everywhere.

 

yes but to pass because it's Bay as they say "Beggars can't be choosers" you will get 5,000 before that one yes, consider this one of the no's if it doesn't work out but if you don't even try and this is what you want to do?

Even being a coffee bitch watching a professional director like Bay work I'd bet I would learn a lot