Mah Sammich

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  1. My03Tundra

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    Can I get mine with Tofurkey and fake bacon (yes, it is a real product)? I LOVE a good sammich.
     
  2. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    no excuse! it never stopped my cat putting things where they don't belong. but yeah, in general stuffing 17 birds in one another is a little extravagant by anyones measures.
     
  3. optimusprime42

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    turducken is turkey stuffed in duck... seen it on jay lenno
     
  4. Bendimus Prime

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    You think that's bad, how about a whole stuffed camel:

    "The largest item on any menu in the world is roasted camel, prepared occasionally for Bedouin wedding feasts. Cooked eggs are stuffed into fish, the fish stuffed into cooked chickens, the chickens stuffed into a roasted sheep's carcass and the sheep stuffed into a whole camel."

    Mmm, camel..aughauh.....
     
  5. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Actually, it's a chicken stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. We cleared this up around post #65 or so. We've moved on to ungulates now.
     
  6. Rewind

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    Wow, I think I just lost my appetite for infinity. The word "carcass" doesn't help sell that recipe.

    Gives me an idea though. I think for Christmas this year I'll surprise everyone with a turkey stuffed with Tofurkey stuffed with a unicorn heart.
     
  7. Ironhide2005

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    Those aren't that bad but I pefer toasted:p 
     
  8. Kupp

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    I think the Romans used to stuff a series of animals into each other climaxing with a Pig in an Cow. I'm not just talking about Orgies, but for cooking too.
     
  9. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    your use of the word climax was kind of disturbing.
     
  10. Foster

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    The Romans had few limits to their decadence. They probably vomited into the pig first.
     
  11. Gnaw

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    We should start a thread about cooking. Everyone get their best family recipes and share them with each other. We could have food from all over the world on this board.
     
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    Good idea.

    No vomit recipes please, foster.
     
  13. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    hey, sorry to bring a zombie back to life, but this belongs here:

    the death sandwich! 2 fried eggs, 3 rashers of bacon and (i think) 6 sausages.

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  14. MegaPrime33

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    That's gotta be some pretty strong bread in order to hold that much meat.



    MMMMM Meat.
     
  15. Wreckgar

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    that looks vile
     
  16. EvaUnit13

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    I bet that has 10,000 calories...



    Each bite
     
  17. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Oh good god

    I've had fried egg, cheese and bacon sandwiches. I never would have thought to put sausage in 'em. Mostly for fear that my arteries would slam shut.

    The blood cells all going "open the blast door, open the blast door!"
     
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    That's....that's like touching the face of God!

    EDIT:
    This is why you need to have an extra large, triple-shot espresso with it, so you heart is beating so fast it doesn't have time to crust the valves over.
     
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  19. KA

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    this guy really likes his sandwiches

    i bet he talks to them 1st.
     
  20. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Sandwich God!

    There really is an art to making a good sandwich. You, sir, have discovered it.

    A cooking thread would be nice. I can steal recipes. I suck at cooking, but usually I can follow a recipe, since if I couldn't I would most likely be legally ******ed.