Machete Special Trailer for Cinco de Mayo NSFW

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  1. Sideswipe1954

    Sideswipe1954 Well-Known Member

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  2. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    Yes! I can't wait for this movie to come out!
     
  3. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    That is the most awesome thing that ever existed.


    I'm still pissed there's not a combined edition of Grindhouse or Kill Bill. I've been holding out to buy them, but it doesn't seem like they're going to happen.
     
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    Reaper2006 Elite Sniper

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    I'll take Ms. Alba and Ms. Rodriguez home with me now thank you :D 
     
  5. eyeballkid

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    They just fucked with the wrong Mexican! I can't believe De Niro is doing this, he reminds me of George Bush Jr. And the timing..... I thought it was weird that Rodriguez is using some of the same material from the original faux trailer, but it works, although I do miss the boobies. :( 

    For me, this is a comedy, I love it!
     
  6. mineraljane

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    Hilarious. I bet Rodriguez wishes the release was earlier than September!
     
  7. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    This looks good. Real good.
     
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    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    What is this, a LOST reunion?

    It still amuses me how this goes from fake trailer to real movie.
     
  9. Bumblethumper

    Bumblethumper old misery guts

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    ooo politics. They'll probably get a lot of free publicity out of that. Smart move.

    And Lindsay Lohan as a nun. That's some hilarious casting right there. They might just have found the role she was born to play.
     
  10. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    Bad. Ass.
     
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    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    The timing could not possibly be better.

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a movie based on Pure Awesome.

    That coat full of blades must weigh 80 pounds.

    - Coeloptera
     
  12. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    aw they cut the bit where he's with that dudes wife and daughter. still though, exciting!
     
  14. Ace Convoy

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    ....He just needed his own prequel Movie didn't he :lol 
     
  15. Darkravager

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    I actually wondered if she was going to play the guy's daughter. Guess not.
     
  16. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    I don't know, Best Picture is going to be a tougth fight this year with The A-Team and The Expendables around as well.
     
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    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I had to change my pants after watching that.
     
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    Been seeing the trailer on TV all weekend, anyone going to see it? I love Rodriguez' over the top action
     
  19. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    When does it come out again?

    I just watched Don Johnson on Leno tonight. They showed a small scene from MACHETE with him and Robert DeNiro, most likely set right before the big final battle with Trejo & Co.
    Apparently the evil plan of DeNiro's character, the corrupt/crooked Senator McLaughlin, are what sets everything up for Machete's gang (Ex-Mexican Federale & renegades) and his big fight against Johnson's group (Jessica Alba's superior officer, a Police Lieutenant/Border Vigilante). Johnson finds out that if it weren't for DeNiro's evil plan, then his group wouldn't be in this mess with Machete, so it really seems like both Johnson and Trejo are only enemies because of DeNiro double-crossing Machete.
     
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    pinoy78 Shoji Kawamori having FUN

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