Sounds like he's still a little rebellious  

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_local_orlandocrime/2006/05/man_yelling_he_.html

 

But he wes just on his way to Toshie station to pick up some power converters!

 

   

That guy musta been on some real good shit to be able to withstand all that baton beating and electricity and still put up a fight. Claiming to be Luke Skywalker though....that's probably more evidence than surviving the shocks and beatings.

 

Use the crack Luke!  

 

    Good one Drake!

And as for the guy, he must have been on some wicked acid trip...  

 

And some of the students want him to come back...

 

Man those twin suns of Tatooine have been hard on Luke over the years.

 

Haha[/Nelson]    

 

That's Not True! That's Impossible!

 

dude should avoid the blue milk.

 

Use the PCP, Luke! /obi-wan

 

Luke also follows the following rules kiddies. Drink your school, stay on drugs, and don't do milk.

 

Maybe this will become a trend like Rick James.  

"I'm Luke Skywalker, Beeyotch!"

 

Maybe that guy was Luke Skyywalker of the 80s rap group 2 Live Crew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Skyywalker





That would certainly explain a lot cause the guy was probably a crackhead.

Ed

 

Whoa... I don't know what's more disturbing, this guy or the responses this story in getting in the comments section below it.

 

The cops should told him they were his fathers.

 

it would've been funnier if he'd said "I'm the Juggernaut, B!!!!"