"Luke Skywalker" arrested in Florida

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  1. mrhillz

    mrhillz Changed his user title. TFW2005 Supporter

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  2. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    But he wes just on his way to Toshie station to pick up some power converters!
     
  3. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    :lol :lol :lol 

    That guy musta been on some real good shit to be able to withstand all that baton beating and electricity and still put up a fight. Claiming to be Luke Skywalker though....that's probably more evidence than surviving the shocks and beatings.
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Use the crack Luke! :lol 
     
  5. Eric

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    :lol :lol :lol  Good one Drake!

    And as for the guy, he must have been on some wicked acid trip... :lol 
     
  6. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    And some of the students want him to come back...
     
  7. Darth Fitch

    Darth Fitch Herald of Golobulus

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    Man those twin suns of Tatooine have been hard on Luke over the years.
     
  8. Belgrath

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    Haha[/Nelson] :lol  :lol 
     
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    DragoUnicron Dragon Master

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    That's Not True! That's Impossible!
     
  10. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    dude should avoid the blue milk.
     
  11. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    Use the PCP, Luke! /obi-wan
     
  12. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Luke also follows the following rules kiddies. Drink your school, stay on drugs, and don't do milk.
     
  13. Liokaiser

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    The Force was not with Luke this time. :lol 
     
  14. bme™

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    Maybe this will become a trend like Rick James. :lol 

    "I'm Luke Skywalker, Beeyotch!"
     
  15. edkwon

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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Whoa... I don't know what's more disturbing, this guy or the responses this story in getting in the comments section below it.
     
  17. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    The cops should told him they were his fathers.
     
  18. Moroni Prime

    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    it would've been funnier if he'd said "I'm the Juggernaut, B!!!!"
     

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