Loyalty oath...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr. Jiggles, Nov 2, 2007.

  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    It is 2007, correct?

    I had to fill out some paperwork for an internship with a government agency today. And on the form I actually had to sign a statement in front of a notary public that read something along the lines of "I am not, nor have ever been, a member of the communist party."

    I told the notary "Here, Senator McCarthy wants you to stamp this."

    She gave me a shitty look.

    I'm sure they will dig deep in my background check now. Hope they don't get ahold of my milf-list.

    Fuck 'em.
     
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    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    I would be putting that list on my resume! Something to be proud of.
     
  3. Frank Horrigan

    Frank Horrigan YAR! I be posting!

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    During my security check for my job with the RCMP I got asked the whole communist thing. I asked the guy doing my interview if that was joke.

    It wasn't.
     
  4. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Agencies frown on certain perversions.

    ;) 
     
  5. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    If a person supports the communist ideal.. and even cares to influence their work with those ideals... what's to stop them from lieing on that contract just to do what they're set out to do?

    If they get accused of it.. how hard is it just to say "i didn't know that was communist thinking!?"

    what does signing a statment do?... it's probably just left over crap from some law or regulation from way back when that was never revised... back when people were all paranoid about communists

    hell.. we still pay farmers to produce wool for the army back from the world war... (can't remember which).. and the war is over..
     
  6. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    People give such ugly looks when "communist" gets mentioned. If they really studied philosophy and saw what the real concept was, then maybe they wouldnt be purturbed
     
  7. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Which communist party? Don't you have a couple?
     
  8. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    :: Points :: COMMUNIST!!

    ... haha.. i don't think there's really any PURE idealogy..
     
  9. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    They say anything about Nazi......:confused2 
     
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    On the form to enter the US on holiday, there's a section asking whether you have ever been convicted of war crimes.
     
  11. Foster

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    Tell them no, I'm not a Commie. But Dennis Hopper is my uncle.
     
  12. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    I don't know why.. but these "precautions" makes me think of Journeyman..

    Saw an episode where he goes back in time on an airplane...

    and it was amazing to see the way it used to be.. (with probably some editing to add to the OMG by hollywood)

    there was cigarette (or other) smoke filled in the entire plane..

    a kid shot his toy gun at the main character.. people were walking around all over the airplane..

    and the stewardesses were either drunk or high..
     
  13. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    Is there a section below where you can fill in your scientific knoledge to apply for a get out of jail free card?
     
  14. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    "Not Yet."
     
  15. Foster

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    Acquitted.
     
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    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    :Communists?
    :Comminists!
    :lol 
    And as long as you don't touch any of their moms, you should be good.
     
  17. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    "I bang your mom for democracy!"

    :lol 
     
  18. unicron's blues

    unicron's blues I need to get rich!

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    That's strangely patriotic.
     
  19. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    That's me.

    They should give me my own GI Joe figure.

    And put me in a three pack with Scarlett and Lady Jaye.

    That would rule.
     
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    I'd go deep cover and ass-bang the Baroness.
     

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