Love is indeed a battlefield.

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Human Beastbox The Murdinator

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    They'd better be worth all that effort. At least be seriously good lays.
     
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    Nightwind Aka Dusty Bottoms.

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    I agree. Who knows what's going on under there?
     
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    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Well that's quite a story to tell to your kids.

    "Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?" "Well son we had to beat the shit out of eachother first, and if she went down first I could marry her"
     
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    unlike animes and drama portrayals though, when you train for martial art, I am pretty sure your body gets rough, and tough.... so I am very skeptical as to if those women are worth the trouble.
     
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    "I wanna ride on it all night long..."

    Wait, what?
     
  9. Zherbus

    Zherbus In Shogo Hasui, we trust.

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    LOL, Either not dating women who look like livestock or look like hideousness themselves and get passed over in favor of an attractive guy that they'll put up with 6+ months of being treated like shit. The world is shallow, but that's in our DNA.

    @Topic: At first, I wanted to be all like: "Who'd want a woman who bases their selections of fighting prowess?"

    Then I was like: "Oh, well women want to feel like they're safe and with a protector. If they can beat up their man, then protector he is not."
     
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    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Hey, I'm a good man!

    But seriously, what kind of twisted Scott Pilgrim vs The World plot is this????
     
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    cuad VOK EMISSARY

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    'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.
    'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin.


    Read more: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date | Metro.co.uk

    These quotes feel like they're straight out of the intro to one of those 2 on 2 pokemon battles. lol.
     
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    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    They are all being passed up, by ladies who want @ssHoles or guys who look like they belong on "Malibu's Most Wanted"

    Milenna. The End
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Would beat them down with a vacuum cleaner
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    We are young! Man i love that song.

    This is how you give threads clever names ppl. Not that 'oh um so yeah' random crap.
     
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    What the hell? Since when did Shampoo's village from Ranma 1/2 become real?
     
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    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    i always wanted a girl that could last into later rounds...
    but not if it involves kicking my ass.

    why do i want to marry Bruce Li's long lost sister?
    if i don't mow the lawn, i get the Fury of Forty-thousand Fingers in my eyes? what the hell?

    (and there is a Bruce Li, as well as THE Bruce Lee, lol.)
     
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    Brainchild Dark Flame Master

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    Wrong Asian country, I know.
     
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    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    I want to see if any man has the intestinal and testicular fortitude to enter that tourney and tells these ladies to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich!

    He would be the bravest man alive!
     
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    Dran0n Junk male

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    I love pain .... it excites me.
     
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    Moonscream YES, We EXIST!

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    They want men who are their equals or better, I can understand that. I don't know any woman who wants a man she looks down upon. That's one tough requirement if the women are skilled fighters, tho. Even if they were gorgeous it would take quite a strong couple of men to take the challenge, and I doubt many would be up to it.

    I can also understand the reluctance of men to compete if they don't fully know what the girls look like. They do have visible facial scars, and what if the guys go through all that and they're just plain not attracted to either girl...kind of a huge waste then.

    --Moony
     

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