Discussion in 'Transformers Fan Fiction' started by QLRformer, Dec 8, 2012.
sweet jesus i haven't laughed like that in a while
I love bestiality, I feel so alive when I do it!
Uhm... *silently walks away from thread*
Damn, and I was just about to reveal my story's Wheeljack to be into BESTIALITY.
Fuckin' sniped by a pro I was.
Read number 4 on that Wiktionary list, bro.
Superpower beastiality "Assume form of dog"
Awesome power for Wheeljack for sure
Say YES! YES! YES! to Beastiality!!!
Personally, I suggest magnetis-
Hey Dinobots, if Uncle Wheeljack ever asks you if you want popsicles... just say no.
Gotta be that BESTIALITY.
i could see Wheeljack taking the Jekyll/Hyde route, his alternate persona being Slicer. brilliant scientist and engineer by day. blade wielding murder monster by night
Whether or not you give Wheeljack the Bestiality ability is going to depend on how much of the story you want for him to spend inside his lab.
oh my sides, I can't breath. That is the funniest thing I have seen all day
So that no one becomes aware of his bestiality ability?
Biomolecular shifting, but done a la Generator Rex. Dude could turn his limbs into anything his imagination could come up with.. and we all know 'Jack has that in scores.
It would be reasonable, others would probably be really horrified if they saw him during the middle of the bestiality.
Actually, magnetism would be awesome. I checked up on Magneto, and though his human magnetism is a mutant ability he is also a super-scientist; in fact he was one of Cerebro’s makers and when he lost his ability he fashioned a suit to replicate his powers. And there is this scene of him in action:
X-Men 2 - Magneto breaks the plastic jail - YouTube
Yeah, maybe something to do with manipulation of physics – manipulation of magnetism, electricity (Storm/Thor), gravity (Graviton), and energy (Firestar) – would be really great to see.
Originally I wanted to make him the ULTIMATE gadgetmobile, with all sorts of tools and gadgets built into his body to aid him: a space bridge pillar for transport, an ultra-magnet to create fields for flight/defence, a phase shifter to pass through ANYTHING and so on. But that’d just make him dependent on his tools, which can be broken or confiscated. So I had to look for ONE specific ability that would fit his status as a super-scientist, yet be suitable for a Transformer.
So I guess by consensus Beastjack is the most popular ability for him? It’s gotta be because of the Dinobots, which is fine as it involves beast modes, which are still a mystery and a marvel.
I'm gonna be clear to you, at the cost of possibly getting a warning and definitely ruining the joke: A lot of people voted for "BESTIALITY" because it also means "a human schtupping an animal," and because they wanted a quick laugh.
Please do not make Wheeljack have sex with animals.
The sad thing is, Furryjack would still be a better character than Primejack.
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