Looking for a new job? Look at this...

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Wanted: Paradise island 'caretaker'

    BBC NEWS | Magazine | How to land dream island job

    Wow. You need to be able to dive, sail, be tech savvy and basically be a zoo employee too. Can't be many of those.
     
  2. Metal Chaos

    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    Sounds fun.
     
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    misternoodle Banned

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    will it have coverage from manta ray stabbings? this is important.
     
  4. Metal Chaos

    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    Only post coverage I'm afraid, kicks in after 90,000 fans. For every time you are stabbed and killed by a manta ray at least 36 manta rays will be killed in your name.
     
  5. MnemonicSyntax

    MnemonicSyntax Rooks Gang Leader

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    Wow, I can pretty much do all these, except the animal part.

    I can't sail a yacht, but if it's small boat sailing I'm over it.

    But the animal thing, sorry... I hate animals unless they are domestic.
     
  6. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Not a bad gig at all if you can get it I guess.
     
  7. ZeroMayhem

    ZeroMayhem Henshin a Go-Go Baby!

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    I've never sailed but I can handle the animal part. We could go half-sies on the gig!
     
  8. NGW

    NGW Rawr

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    Do want.

    Very much so.
     
  9. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    saw this on the news, would be awesome if the island was packed with hot amazon women.
     
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    Sangron Well-Known Member

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  11. MegaPrime33

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    What if the weather was hot, the girls were regular, and you had access to amazon.com?
     

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