LOADED BIBLE: JESUS vs. VAMPIRES ONE-SHOT

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  1. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    dude...what the hell....reminds me of a movie called 'jesus christ: vampire hunter" that i saw a preview for years ago....silly writers coming up with bizzare stories for us....
     
  2. Denyer

    Denyer Shooty Dog Thing

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    People have been mixing old and new stories since there were stories...

    Any preview art?
     
  3. Lumpy

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    Did I hear someone ask for a preview? :D  Anyway, was planning on posting this for the week of April 19, but since you asked...

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    LOADED BIBLE: JESUS VS. VAMPIRES ONE-SHOT

    Publisher:
    Image Comics
    Writer: Tim Seeley
    Artists: Nate Bellegarde, Mark Englert, Stefano Caselli (Cover)

    In the near future, the United States is ruled by bloodsucking vampire hordes. Only one man can end their reign of terror: JESUS H. CHRIST. A tale of war, love, religion and severed heads, the controversial LOADED BIBLE answers an age-old question: "What Would Jesus Do?" Answer: He'd kick vampire ass.
    MATURE READERS

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    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Cover
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 1
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 2
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 3
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 4
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 5
    Loaded Bible: Jesus vs. Vampires, Page 6

    Source: Comic Book Resources
     
  5. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    where do you get all this stuff from? do you just know where to find it? or do you have some sort of comic related superpower?
     
  6. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    i just read the preview, and when i got to page 6 laughed out loud...which caused all my students to look at me curiously....that almost might be worth picking up....almost...
     
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    Bow down before me or face the wrath of my digital paper cuts!

    Seriously though, I just bookmark them when I come across preivews. I have some for June already (and one so far for July).

    I've started next weeks previews and have 24 previews currently, but that still has to be compared against Diamond, Graham Crackers Comics (done), Midtown Comics and Comic Central.

    It's a lot of work (sorting and comparing - some sites offer more pages) but hopefully the weekly preview thread is useful for others and exposes them to new comics they might be interested in or otherwise wouldn't have known about.
     
  8. Denyer

    Denyer Shooty Dog Thing

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    Cheers!

    Fascinating... about as subtle as a lump-hammer, but if all of that backstory gets thrown into a few pages, I'm curious as to what the author has in mind for the other 40+
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    you had me at jesus versus.
     
  10. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    heh I watched jesus crhist vampire hunter....it was so bad....well what can you expect from a movie with "el santo"(famous legend of wrestling in my country)
     
  11. Ogami Daigoro

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    Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter had a few moments that made me laugh. Like blessing a lake to throw vamps into the "holy water" and talking to a light-up Virgin Mary bust as if he was chatting with his mom. Too bad the action was atrocious. Think Dolemite's non-connecting kicks and you'll get the idea. :D 
     

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