Lindsay Lohan's new job to be in morgue

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  1. optimusprime42

    optimusprime42 Autobot Leader

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    must suck to be her... she'll be seeing dead people up close.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/18/people.lohan.ap/index.html

    LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.
    The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

    She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.

    Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.

    Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

    Lohan was not required to appear at Thursday's hearing.
     
  2. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    I hope she isn't working in an ER near me. I mean isn't it a bit dangerous to have idiots working in a ER?
     
  3. optimusprime42

    optimusprime42 Autobot Leader

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    they might put her in some other hospital
     
  4. Bryan

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    84 minutes? That seems a bit random.
    I seriously doubt she'd be doing anything involving patient care, or anything important at all, for that matter. Probably be changing sheets or emptying trash is my guess.
     
  5. pscoop

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    :lol  Nice. She'll probably get out of it somehow.
     
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    That actually sounds kinda cool compared to many of the other community service jobs out there.
     
  7. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Who knows this could change her life.
     
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    seeker311 The Collector

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    I think that would be a cool job to do. I hope they dont confuse her for one of the bodies
     
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    She's working in a morgue, not the ER. The people she will be dealing with are already dead.
     
  10. Bryan

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    ^^^I trust that her job won't be too different from that of unpaid volunteers or entry-level labor. She might have to change sheets, change pee- or vomit-buckets, wash the bathroom, etc. I doubt (and certainly hope) she has nothing to do with actual health care stuff.
     
  12. domientius

    domientius Well-Known Member

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    Know a "celebrity gets what they got coming to them" story I'd like to read?

    "Prussian Blue members Lynx and Lamb Gaede require kidney transplants". The kicker being the only kidneys available to them come from a black man of Jewish faith who also happens to be gay. Would serve them right. Better yet, "Panzerfaust concert devastated by tornado; band and concert-goers all killed, no survivors".

    I'd say Lohan is getting a slap on the wrist. Non-celebrities usually get far worse punishment for the same crime. That probably burns a lot of people.
     
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    Gotta love it when celebs make absolute douchebags ouuta themselves :lolol 
     
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    Cause they're not like regular people who NEVER:rolleyes:  make absolute douchebags out of themselves on a regular basis...
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    I believe that is one ZING! :lol 
     
  17. Bryan

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    :lol 

    Good call.
     
  18. General Magnus

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    You know what scares the hell out of me? The fact that she´s my age...
     
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    i'm sure she'll find her career already waiting for her there.
     
  20. Katamari Prime

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    It's a true opportunity to get to know a person from the inside.
    Just make sure she doesn't take anything, People might need those organs.
     

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