8-16 bit, (or more) cmon it should'nt be that hard.

All that bullshit on Wii & those Indie games on Xbox live...
Preferably Xbox so it'll have achievements but anything's game.

Im thinking have Boardwise run around with a banhammer. Bonking noobs and hos, then he gets upgrades like the ban vulcan, banzooka, and ban nuke.

He'll find Twin twist power ups, which won't do anything.  
2 player co-op for sure.


Or a game with Smangerbot riding a BMX in a hoodie, and he needs ciggarettes for health.

Or a good ET game



 

 

That sounds awesome and an end of level boss can be a giant muffin which Boardwise can defile and violate when he powers up to Banimus Prime.

 

both awesome ideas. how muhc capitol you want?

 

Making video games these days is easy man, I just don't know how to do it.

Here's a few free software creator programs if anyone's up for a challenge.
☼ Make video games home page ☼

We can even do it in baby steps. We'll start off brainstorming on the story & setting.

Then move into the art direction. Characters, weapons, all that.
Then animation & creating all the moves for everyone.


Hell we can just make it like Animal Crossing and visit other Transformer sites / towns and trash everything, cut all their trees down, steal all the rupees, fun stuff.
The possibilities are endless

 

There should be a beard powerup. When you eat a burrito your beard grows out which allows your character to grow bigger.

 

This Beard should be a weapon of immense proportions... Something to be coveted.

 

Twin Twist should be a boss. He could ride around on a giant mechanical Megan Fox that spews fire made of japanese characters.

 

Oh hell yeah

The biggest problems will be getting the permissions from people we make fun of. Some pal talk & maybe a little side bribery should clear that up.


There will also be a god mode code , similar to the justin bailey code.
Just enter J-o-e-M-o-o-r-e



About the math, lay $1000 tops down for development, extra $300 for marketing. --VS-- $5 to $10 for each purchase.
Now multiply that x's 40,000ish

10 x 40,000 - 1300 = $398,700 profit

just sayin (the 40g is just a rough estimate , or goal)

 

There should be a Fuzzy World level that cannot be played.

 

^ *note added*

Would it be a side scroller , topview 2d, fps, shooter or what? Would prefer to blend them all in, but not sure if you could do it right with one engine.
Im thinking like Super Mario Bros. ,

The credits will be like 2 hours long and will include everyone's names from the boards  

Along with
game- 'Press A to skip credits'

*A*, *A*, AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! wtf nothing's happening"

game - "warning: you're controller has gay ass coyote aids"

 

Best Suggestion Ever.

And then a year later, give out a code to make it playable, and it not work.

 

With a Sarlacc boss.

 

But not the penis-looking one from the special edition. The Vagina one from the 80's.

 

I think we're getting too close to fuzzy here  

I would donate $1 for the development!! maybe $2.

 

Ooops, I lost myself.

 

YoYo Games

Get your learnin' on with this program. A good place to start.

 

I say we have a SSBB-style fighting game. I've always wanted to see Vangelus fight Boardwise.

 

Hellz yeah I'd be up for doing something like this, despite how silly it is. I cant contribute any sort of creative ideas you guys are spewing out, except instead of collecting power ups you buy them with a currency of some sort.

I'd be more on the whole technical side of things. That Genesis 3D program looks a bit similar when I use to use 3D Studio Max for school work.

 

Vang vs BW oh shit.
Maybe make them grow superlarge when they fight , like Zords, with horrible voice/mouth dubbing when they taunt each other  

It'll have a brand new camera angle - crotch view

Sarlac pit or something close to avoid copywright crap is in there for sure.
We can sneak porn audio in when people get eaten.

 

Legendary.

All we need now is someone with technical skills...