lesbian koalas

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  1. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    hehe

     
  2. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    We all need some sort of Fuzzy methadone to ween us off Fuzzy-esque topics. It says they do it to attract males, they must have learned that from drunken sorority girls on "Girls Gone Wild".
     
  3. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Not nearly as fun to watch, I'd wager.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    whatchootalkinboutwillis?

    this is valid, pertinent scientific curiosity.
     
  5. MV75

    MV75 Well-Known Member

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    Yea, we get koalas through here all the time. But yea, they definatly arn't lesbians. :D 

    The screaming they do when they're getting raped (mated) definatly lets you know what's going on.

    They might look all cute and furry, but koalas make the most damn loudest noises. They sound like wild boars grunting and screaming, and that's just when they're by themselves in the trees. :D 

    Edit: By the noises they make when they are in the wild, (they sure don't sound like they are enjoying it), no wonder they enjoy carpet munching in captivity. :D 
     
  6. ZeroMayhem

    ZeroMayhem Henshin a Go-Go Baby!

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    "The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."

    That part is interesting since it would seem to say that the captivity we create for them is perhaps altering their normal behavior. Not that we need lesbian koalas for anything in particular (haven't said that before).

    Also raises the question, is Heterosexual Koala Monitoring the loneliest job in the world?
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    lol, Kwicky Koala's all over this
     
  8. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    A three to one ratio, and lasts twice as long. Hmm, these scientists have WAY too much time in their hands.
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    damn lesbian boffins and their idle hands.
     
  10. theLostSeeker

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    That would explain why I saw a female koala at the zoo, the other day, with short spiky hair, a plaid shirt under a leather jacket, with tapered jeans and black loafers with white socks looking at me funny. (kidding, no offense to anyone)
     
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    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Well, humans in captivity (prison) have been known to adopt homosexual behaviors as well. Of course, in those cases the opposite sex usually isn't available, so this (the lesbian koalas) is still an interesting effect.
     
  12. Caterwaul

    Caterwaul Busou Shinki Loremaster

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    ...Who's all for splicing a little koala DNA into the genome?

    Whoohoo! koala lesbian orgies!
     
  13. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Not really. I'd rather it not be the case that a majority of women turn me down in favor of being with other women.
     
  14. Caterwaul

    Caterwaul Busou Shinki Loremaster

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    Ok, definitely a point in your favor.
     
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    I know a lot of women that only make out when a camera's present. It's all for show.
     

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