Are you serious? That's waaay too cool. If only they would make them into toys somehow. Even if they're just repaints that'd be epic.
I figured the trademark came from the brief Police Academy toy line. nice to see it come back around like that.
Where was this found? Are there any other bios for the other constructicons? (that dont already have toys, that is)
Oh, so it's just the guy on the site having fun, like when TFA Wreck-Gar's came up full of Weird Al references.
I'm almost tempted to rewrite some G1 techspecs with comedy parts. Nah - 'tackle' is slang for man wang, with 'berry' being the lovespuds. And I thought dingleberries were like clagnuts?
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles! Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.