Laserbeak

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  1. UltraPrimus56

    UltraPrimus56 In the ruins of paradise

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    I was looking at the Transformers horror thread in general discussion, and when someone mentioned that Laserbeak from dotm should be in a horror something... I thought that would be an ok idea, even though the person was obviously joking.

    So what do you think? Make some titles, and you're own little plot for the terror from above :) .
     
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    If you're referring to me, I wasn't joking.

    Give Laserbeak his own horror trilogy.
     
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    I wanna see Laserbeak do stand up comedy more then a horror movie.

    If he had to do a horror movie, he would star in a sequel of "The Birds".
     
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    Dammit I love this idea too...
     
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    Yeah, and if the audience doesn't laugh... He kills some of them, and forces the rest to laugh.
     
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    Correction: He suicides them all.
     
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    Oh my god... I was literally messing with my DOTM Laserbeak today and thinking the exct same thing xD So why not.. I'll bite.. prepare for a story pitch. So I don't know what it is, but I really like Laserbeak's alt mode. It comes across to me as a mini chopper drone that can be put in an army of drones just like it. Well here's a story I randomly envisioned. Laserbeak is ordered to kill, or "suicide" a scientist that was involved with the moon program, as he was doing in DOTM. Except this scientist also developed the mini chopper drones that Laserbeak has disguised himself as. Pretty much the entire story is Laserbeak almost playing with his prey while the scientist tries to fight back(with the help of friends who die at laserbeak's claws of course) The story would have no transformers, just Laserbeak, and this little horror story. I say just name the movie Laserbeak.
     
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    He throws them all out of a window, and acts like it was a mistake because his jokes were so bad. "Why couldn't the vulture cross the road? Because I fucking shot him!!! HAHAHAH!!!!"
     
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    Well that's just being mean to poor Laserbeak.

    Genius.
     
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    Not bad at all ;) .
     
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    Well I think it would be a good Idea.. I mean, c'mon a random chopper drone starts acting strange. Nobody believes the guy when he starts talking about how it's acting up. Then at the end Laserbeak reveals himself and just plays with his prey.. I mean would be a horror about Laserbeak..
     
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    But Laserbeak counts as a Transformer. And I'd love a Soundwave cameo...
     
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    Exactly. He kills the whole audience and sprinkles cocaine all over the floor.
     
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    Of of course lol, I meant no other transformers characters.. of course there will be a soundwave reference :) 
     
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    The Birds is having a movie remake, let Laserbeak be the lead villain :D 
     
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    Laserbeak would lead the assault on humanity. But then get his head blown off by a falling ship's mounted gun.
     
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    Oh, this is brilliant.

    Laserbeak: "Hey, Bumblebee, why did the bee turn red?"
    Bee: "I dunno."
    Laserbeak: "Because he was em-bee-rassed! HAHAHAHAHA!"
    Bee: "That joke sucked."
    Laserbeak: "Just kidding, he turned red because I FUCKING STABBED HIM!"
    *Fucking stabs Bee to death*

    Laserbeak, regardless of horror or comedy, would be absolutely awesome :D 
     
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    the last news that I've heard was back in 2009 and it was pretty much "we don't think we're going to remake it anymore"
     
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    I must be the only one around this forum who thinks DOTM Laserbeak wasn't that great. I admit he had an interesting design (a draconian vulture with a great turbine-wing set), but he was no less freaky than Frenzy or the Doctor; he had more alternate modes than a beast-bot deserved (Scorponok and Ravage handled sneaking around without alt modes very well); and as seen all he had on his side was the ability to inspire fear - even Jerry Wang was able to defy him eventually and Sam had no issues fighting him at all.
     
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    optimegatron Not over, not finished.

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    :lol 
    Laserbeak "I FUCKING *Verbed* HIM!" should become a meme.
     

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