Lady Ninjas rob gas station.

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  1. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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  3. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    I find it ironic that Ninjas robbed a gas station in a city whose baseball team are the Pirates. I think they're sending a message.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    lady ninjas < lady pirates

    lady pirates should wear eye patches, but for boobs. this is why that thelma and louise chick failed.
     
  5. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Those aren't ninjas. I've played Tenchu, Shinobido, Metal Gear Solid, uhhh... That part in Ocarina of Time... whatever.

    The point is, ninjas do not leave witnesses. Either nobody saw anything, or nobody survived.
     
  6. AutoCon2076

    AutoCon2076 Brightest can in toolshed

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    Hells yeah they aint Ninjas. What is the official count? There are like what, TEN people in the ENTIRE WORLD who came out and said they were Ninjai? So if these ten CHOSE to let people know, how many Ninjai are actually still cloaked? Its like the Crimson/National Guard: The banker/mechanic you live next to is actually a NINJA!

    If I were gonna play ninja and rob some place, you could bet your ass the only thing on that security camera footage would be a smokebomb followed by "Signal Lost"

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  7. Eric

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    Of course they're harmful! Jeez, Chief Amman doesn't know his melee weapons...

    But seriously, that's just weird. Having women dressed as traditional ninjas and rob a gas station. If I was there, I would have just given them a WTF look.
     
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    I would have hit on them.
     
  9. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Now thats original crime lol.

    I always love the random quote from a local where they can't believe that a crime happened in their area.
     
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    White trash ninja?
     
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    I wonder if they'll use the sword to scratch their lotto tickets and cut the filters off their smokes. Trailer trash.
     
  12. GoblinWhirlwind

    GoblinWhirlwind The Killer Joke

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    If some of the lottery tickets actually were winners and cashed in, wouldn't they be able to be tracked back to that store?

    OWNED
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    trailer park ninjas lulz
     
  14. Prowl

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    OMG, dude that is an awsome name for a comic strip, well but instead of lulz, sluts? Mind if I borrow it?

    Trailer Park Ninja Slutz - and the Missing Cinder Block.
     
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    Lotto tickets? Where is the honour?

    The Dudikoff would be ashamed.
     
  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    dude! jackson.

    JAAACCKSSSOOONNNN!!!!!!
     
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    LOL, Lotto Tickets and Cigarettes... Yeah, traditional Ninja theiving.
     
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    Well, we certainly don't want them to have a ninja nic-fit, now, do we?
     
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    Damn, I was gonna be a Ninja for Halloween...seriously. Now Ima get profiled. Ninja Please!
     

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