Knock-knock jokes thread

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  1. ZTS

    ZTS Banned

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    This is a thread for we members to tell knock-knock jokes to one another. Hopefully the mods will let it stay.

    Knock-knock.
     
  2. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    - Who is it?
    - Optimus Prime.
    - What do you want?
    - YOUR FACE!!
     
  3. ZTS

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    Assuming that was a funny way of saying "Who's there?":

    Elvis.
     
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    Dran0n Junk male

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    "Knock, knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Boo!"
    "Boo who?"
    "Don't cry it was only a joke!"
    LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
     
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    A banned member under an alt-id.
    A banned member under an alt-id who?
    [​IMG]
     
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