Kissplay Manga translations

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  1. Ra88

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    A friend of mine gave this link...And I curse him for it.

    Why?

    Because all those over-exeggarations about the packaging and the girls were freaking huge understatements.

    Seriously. It is far, FAR worse then I EVER suspected, and I SERIOUSLY hope those translations are meant as a joke.

    Some examples about the plot (quoting said friend):

    And it is GRAPHIC. Not graphic as in gorey, but graphic as in explaining in the fusion, and what it 'does' with the girls.

    This is NOT work safe. Hell, it's not BRAIN SAFE.

    Proceed at your own risk.

    http://www.toyvey.com/kisskiss/manga/index.html
     
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    Here we go again........
     
  3. Ra88

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    No, I'm serious here. I never said anything about KissPlay other then to express my discomfort over the lack of diecast (hell, I thought it was just another case of the Yanks being overreactive hypocrites), but after reading that...Yeah, it's bad as they made it out to be.
     
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    Try reading ANY previous Kiss-Play threads and you'll see what I meant.
     
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    i must have missed it the first time - is this real? I know they have some sick sh*t but i hope the anime fantasies weren't applied to TFs. If so, I guess TakaraTomy trying to target another niche market - the pedophiles!
     
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    My point exactly.
     
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    Alright, either you're defending it, or I misunderstood you (if it's the latter, sorry).
     
  8. MagiRanger

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    Just trying to say that ALL Kiss-Play threads are filled with the same responses. Usually "OMG THIS IS CHILD PORN" or "This is fucking sick, TakaraTomy should be ashamed of themselves" and many others.

    As for my opinion on the manga, it looks kinda neat. Haven't really read it though, just browsed the pictures. I am a proud owner of Marissa and Syao Syao though.
     
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    and precisly because you havent read it you have no idead how deep it goes

    " Amidst splashing sounds and trickling water, Marissa hums happily.
    Her voice echoes as though she is in a bathroom.

    She giggles and announces (in pseudo-American-accented Japanese) that today, she has a new boyfriend.
    (This is where I died a little on the inside.)
    His name is Convoy. He has a metal body, is a giant over 4 meters tall, is a Transformer, and furthermore is the commander of the Cybertron army. He had been captured and bound, and kept in a deep sleep.

    Even now, she can remember how she surrendered her body to his cold, steel breast. She was surprised by how forward she was as she slowly approached his face and gave him a warm embrace and loving kiss.

    Convoy was awakened by her kiss, and shouted "Transform!" in a deep, magnificently commanding voice. He then changed from a humanoid giant to a crimson car.

    Today, a new life of adventure has begun for Marissa and her new boyfriend, Convoy, the Commander of the Cybertron Army."

    More

    "Atari makes a sound of acquiescence. Her voice turns echoey as she makes soft moaning and gasping sounds of pleasure

    Atari's struggles as something forcibly enters her mouth against her protests.

    Atari screams, then gulps. "I...swallowed..." she whimpers.


    "So this is what it is like inside Atari," he muses. "It is... warm."

    "NO!" Atari says. "I asked you not to fire inside me..."


    "
     
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    *paging Vangelus*

    We need to do a reading of this...You get to be the girl voices. :D 
     
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    That would be the second best thing next to the signatures Feralstorm makes.

    And Deefuzz shows the best thing to come out of the Kiss-Play threads, hilarity with parody.
     
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    Oh we are SO doing that at Botcon! *recalls last year's TF pron fanfic reading*
    As for Kissplay, I've learned to live with it; no more disgust after reading all that, it's too bloody funny.
     
  14. Vangelus

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    Hellyeah!

    And precisely, dude. I just can't get offended by this, the comedy value is too high. :lol 
     
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    No kidding, the stuff is freakin hilarious. People are just taking it too seriously.
     
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    Omigod. Imagine Cullen reading this line!

     
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    .....and this is what the binaltech story was abandoned for.


    Yup, I'd say that last tiny bit of faith in humanity is gone. Time for a worldpurge.
     
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    I did. :lolol  :lol  :lol 

    This stuff is comic gold if for no other reason that to see people go off on it.

    As for the site itself, I liked the bios on the cassette bots. Glit sounds like he should be a Cybertron (Autobot) and Blaster should boot Sundor's ass out of his tapedeck to make room for him.

    What is it anyway with Destron Cassette bots infiltrating Blaster's team? If he really needs more lil' buddies, he ought to tell Takara Tomy to get off their asses and make him some.
     
  19. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i appoint magiranger as the guardian of TF loli.

    *pins award*

    *hits an artery*
     
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    I can't stop laughing after imagining that! :lolol 
     

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