Kiss a 92 yro woman, or die.... Your call

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  1. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    From Helen Staudinger - Yahoo! News Photos

    She's not even a GGILF!!! (or GGGLIF) I can go as far as a peck on the cheek. If she doesn't like it... tough.
     
  2. SCPrime

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    Just saw her mug...I'd rather die thanks.
     
  3. exclusacon

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    I saw this on the news...I wonder what if he did kiss her, he wouldn't be able to get. Rid of her...
     
  4. 46+2

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    I'd hit it.
     
  5. Mr. Sinister

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    With a truck?
     
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    Clicks link to look at photo...

    :yuck  :puke: 
     
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    There probably haven't been any mirrors in her house for a long, long time.
     
  8. jtwhoib

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    with what? a baseball bat?
     
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    Well, while that doesn't appear to be the situation, had I known the alternative was death...yeah, I'd kiss her. It's just a fucking kiss.

    Right now, I'm laughing as silently as possible (it's late and I'm pretty sure my brother's sleeping) because all I can think of when I look at that photo is 'it looks like a leathery muppet'.
     
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    saw the picture.

    i rather face the grim reaper.
     
  11. Nexus Prime

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    I agree. It would only escalate the situation. It would help build up this fantasy in her mind. He might come home one day and find her naked in his bed.

    Hopefully she gets the help she needs.
     
  12. moreprimeland

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    :lol  No, you wouldn't ..besides you have a cute wife..I know you don't mean it!!

    As for the article..maybe she's taking bio-identical hormones..and all he needs is a little blue pill..problem solved ;) 
     
  13. Inikalord

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    I'll go grab the gun, anyone gonna join me?
     
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    Looks like someone already did if you catch my drift. ¬_¬
     
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    I think nothing less than a cruise missile would suffice here gentlemen. Wanna make sure we don't miss after all.
     
  16. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    If she had killed the guy I hope somebody would have euthanized her.
     
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    Wow...he barely makes the 'half plus seven' rule with her.
     
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    SHe looks like she died in '92.

    I think I would have much rather taken a bullet over kissing that thing.
     
  19. Facemeat

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    Are you sure you wouldn't die from kissing her? If she's that...umm...forward at 92...I don't even want to know what diseases that woman has accumulated over the years, if you catch my drift. :puke: 

    On a more serious note, I really hope she gets life in prison (though I don't see how two weeks of imprisonment is an adequate punishment).
     
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    you never know, because 2 weeks can be close to life in prison, for her.
     

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