Kinko's Manager Hopes Child Stays Missing A Little Longer

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    This is absolutely terrible :( 

    link
     
  2. Ra88

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    .......For some reason I won't be surprised if it turns out that he's the kidnapper...
     
  3. Sixshot

    Sixshot Jeff Goldbluman Group

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    I like how you made the link small. :lol 
     
  4. rattrap007

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    anything for business eh..
     
  5. Aaron

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    This is such a tragedy. You know you wouldn't get this kind of treatment at a Staples, or a local copy print shop. Those Kinkos guys are just bastards.
     
  6. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    It says a lot when you can tell from which news outlet an article came from just by the tone and writing style of the article itself.
     
  7. Kupp

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    Reads story, man that is aweful.

    looks at link, hehe.
     
  8. Arcee

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    What a corporate whore. Well I hope that family finds their child unharmed.
     
  9. Wing alpha

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    so he is in for the money.... stupid materlaistic tool.

    seriusly who does that,or says that has no heart.
     
  10. ambushbug74

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    All I kept think of was the scene in the Simpson's when Lisa goes to make copies for something:

    Lisa: "Give me 25 on Sapphron, 25 on Canary, 25 on Piaya and 25 on Goldenrod."

    Clerk "Right!" *leans to back of store and shouts* "Gimmie a hundred yellow!"
     
  11. Seth Buzzard

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  12. Seth Buzzard

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    I’m totally outraged with out rages rage!
     
  13. Chaos Incarnate

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    I admit, I LOLed.
     
  14. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Honestly, I have to agree with the guy. My family's in the printing trade, and with pc-based inkjet printers you can buy these day getting less expensive and packing in features and printing quality that rivals commerical and industrial-grade printing, people aren't taking their print jobs to the print shops anymore; they'r just doing them at home on the all-in-one super-duper printer they bought at Walmart.

    So you gotta drum up business and seek out every opportunity to make ends meet, you know?

    I mean, what's one missing little girl, right? This guy's probably got an entire family to worry about.
     
  15. Nerd Bomber

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    tee hee hee!
     
  16. Orion P

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    hahaha i remember that scene~
     
  17. rattrap007

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    *looks at link*
    I should have known... hehehehe
     
  18. Drake

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    Sounds more like it's Pop Copy from Chappelle's show. :lol 
     
  19. Sonscreen

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    Doh, I fell for it, then looked at the link.

    :dunce 
     
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    ....Ah DAMNIT.
     

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