So I'm over at the in-laws tonight to give my mother-in-law a belated gift and Kev's sister is there with her four boys. And she tells me this story, which happened on Mother's Day during church service. My sister-in-law usually teaches, but with it being Mother's Day everbody is in the sanctuary. Half way through the sermon she looks over at her four year old boy to see him playing with himself. She discreetly asks him if he needed to use the restroom. And this is what he said, in normal conversation voice: "Nope. I can't find my nuts. I found my wee wee, but I can't find my nuts."