Kids Say the Strangest Things

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  1. alphie

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    So I'm over at the in-laws tonight to give my mother-in-law a belated gift and Kev's sister is there with her four boys. And she tells me this story, which happened on Mother's Day during church service.

    My sister-in-law usually teaches, but with it being Mother's Day everbody is in the sanctuary. Half way through the sermon she looks over at her four year old boy to see him playing with himself. She discreetly asks him if he needed to use the restroom. And this is what he said, in normal conversation voice: "Nope. I can't find my nuts. I found my wee wee, but I can't find my nuts."
     
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    At least he wasn't doing anything worse, but that's just hilarious!
     
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    Oh my....:lol 
     
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    I want to put that as my sig :(  hahaha
     
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    I lol'd. :lol 
     
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    Kids say weird things, but DO even weirder stuff. My son likes to hand out boogers, or 'boog boogs"
     
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    LMFAO!! :lolol 
     
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    My nephew had a birthday party a couple of weeks ago and it was the first time he saw me sportin' my beard.

    Later in the week they were asking him about his presents he got from everyone.

    They asked him what we game him....

    "I got a monkey cup, and a monkey bowl, and some bubbles. And uncle Cody has a beard... and I don't like it."

    This is the same one they taught to thump his chest and say "this is my house" and the classics "David Banner, I just slashed your tires."

    My wife tried to get him to say "oh snap"...
     
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    Brilliant :lol  I bet he'll be reminded of that years from now :p 
     
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    What a perv.
     
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    I remember when my 8-year old cousin askes her mom something like "Does a man kiss a woman on the private spot?" . Seriously what the hell? :confused: 
     
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    Hey, anythings possible after a certain amount of booze...
     
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    How do you reply to kids when they say this stuff....Its like when my son all of a sudden walked in one night while me and mommy were procreating, and he just asks plain as day, "Daddy, what are you doing?" I was speechless, I couldn't come up with a smartass remark to say before go back to your room.
     
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    what an awesome kid.
     
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    I hope he found them eventually. :lol 
     

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