Kids say the darndest things

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  1. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you...

    Better to be safe than ....Punch a 5th grader.

    Strike while the.....Bug is close.

    It's always darkest before....Daylight Savings time.

    Never underestimate the power of.....Termites.

    You can lead a horse to water but ....how?

    Don't bite the hand that ....looks dirty.

    No news is....impossible.

    A miss is as good as a .....Mr.

    You can't teach an old dog new....math.

    If you lie down with dogs, you....stink in the morning.

    Love all, trust .....me.

    The pen is mightier than the....pigs.

    An idle mind is....the best way to relax

    Where there's smoke there's ....Pollution.

    Happy the bride who.....gets all the presents.

    A penny saved is....not much

    Two's company, three's....the Musketeers.

    Don't put off till tomorrow what....you put on to go to bed.

    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ....you have to blow your nose.

    None are so blind as....Helen Keller.

    Children should be seen and not....spanked or grounded.

    If at first you don't succeed....get new batteries.

    You get out of something what you....see pictured on the box

    When the blind leadeth the blind....get out of the way.

    :lol 
     
  2. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    That's Funny Today in Class my Classmate said this from this old saying

    The Grass is always Greener...(Will):And when you get their it Turns Brown
     
  3. Magelite

    Magelite I make stupid look good

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    Awesome :lol 
     
  4. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I should start writing down things my sons say, for example:

    I got cut off one time in traffic and without thinking let out a "SHIT!!!"

    My youngest who was around one at the time repeated me, then my 3rd (who was 4 at the time) says, "When mommy and daddy says bad words, baby will say bad words too."

    Or the time my second son said, "Why do you buy all these Transformers, all you do is put them on the shelf and yell at anyone who touches them."
     
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    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    I call BS. I doubt any kid would know who helen keller is.
     
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    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    that's pretty damn funny, tricky. and I like your sig pic, too :lol 
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I don't know about that, Helen Keller jokes were a staple among my 4th grade class.
     
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    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Seems like friday amatuer night in a bar.
     
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    Misatokitty The Major

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    Hey, we learnt about Helen Keller when I was 5, and I went to a country school with 20 kids :p 
     
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    BMGFX Awesome Spooner Veteran

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    Yeah in 3rd-4th grade we read a lot of biographies and Helen Keller was one of them.
     
  12. LoC Soundwave

    LoC Soundwave 俺の魂は燃えていない!

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    BWAHAHAHA Cool kid :lol 

    :lolol  that's awesome to!
     

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