Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

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  1. shibamura_prime

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    What's wrong with this kid?

    He should've set his sights more realistically, like drinking motor oil to be more like John Grizzly from the Stallone classic "Over The Top!"
     
  2. Zeta Otaku

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    yeah, I call hyper bullshit. If this kid existed, he'd be dead by now. First off, it would destroy his esophagus and eat away his stomach lining, if not his stomach as a whole. He'd be in blinding pain and unable to function.

    SHENANIGANS!
     
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    Yeah. It didn't really happen. Like the above poster said, if he were drinking 3 bottles of gasoline a day (I'm assuming they were water-bottle sized) he would be dead. Especially after 5 years of doing so.
     
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    Well he got a superpower. Power to live after drinking gasoline for 5 years.
     
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    I almost ruined my keyboard with coffee laughing from this....
     
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    It tastes like failure ....
     
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    Or nucleon.

    If nucleon takes a Transformer's transforming ability away, maybe it'll give a person with no transformability the ability to transform :thumbs2:  :inquisiti  :drunk 

    Stupid question, if this is real, does it come out cleaner than today's cars? :D 
     
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    There is no way this is real. First of all, I can't recall Transformers ever being seen drinking gasoline (yes they drank oil, but that was in Animated and according to the article, the kid started drinking gas 5 years ago). Second of all, if you drank gasoline, I'm pretty sure you would die long before you build a dependence on it. Third, how is drinking gasoline going to make you more like Optimus Prime if he doesn't have a mouth? From what I recall, Cybertron was the first cartoon to give Prime a mouth, and Cybertron was less than 5 years ago.
     
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    this.
     
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    Wow, and he's still alive? That's amazing, and stupid at the same time. Who the hell drinks gasoline to be like a Transformer!?
     
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    Wow, just wow.
     
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    Heh. Funny, but I doubt it's real. The kid wouldn't still be alive after five years... the gasoline would destroy him from the inside out... eating away at his esophagus, stomach lining and then probably the stomach itself and intestines. He'd be in a whole lot of pain way before being caught 'five years later'.
     
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    Bullshit. I refuse to believe any member of a race that has accomplished so much could be that stupid.
     
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    *Shakes head*

    That's just... wrong... incredibly wrong...
     
  16. butz

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    Transformers don't drink gasoline... maybe he had watched a copy of the Korean Kaiju classic, "Yongarry, monster From the Deep"?
     
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    I wish more idiots would do this. Then there won't be as many.
    Hurry up an off yourselves before you get old enough to buy a gun.
     
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    Yeah, I call BS.
    He was able to do this for years, yet his parents couldn't keep the gasoline away?

    What and also ever.
     
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    Taser him!

    :D 
     
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    Yeah, theres no way this is real.