Kid drinks gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

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  1. DeathStorm

    DeathStorm Snoochie Boochies

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    How fucking dumb are some people? The parents and their kid are retarded.
     
  3. Jetstorm

    Jetstorm Wielder of the Keyblade

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    *In Capt. Fanzone voice*

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    I like how his parents just let him do it for five years.

    Parents of the Year.
     
  5. Nevermore

    Nevermore It's self-perpetuating a parahumanoidarianised!

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    In the USA, they would just sue Hasbro.
     
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    ...not to be insensitive or anything, but very smart boys don't really drink gasoline because they think it'll turn them into a truck. And half-assed parents still explain the difference between cartoons and real life, to say nothing of the differences in human and robot biology. This is horrible on so many fronts.

    ...And Optimus Prime never drank gas anyway! That's the most troubling thing of all! He'd have to compact it down into energon first! Where's the energon in this story, huh!?

    See, this is why fan additions to the canon are never a good idea.
     
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    There's already a thread about this in the Non-TF General Discussion?
     
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    I'm speechless.
     
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    i want to be like soundwave, i will eat all my cassettes and enjoy it, cuz i want to be soundwave.
     
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    but Optimus eats energon not gasoline. :banghead: 
     
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    There was already a thread about this. Also, it's probably a fake story. No one can drink 3 bottles of gasoline every day for 5 years and still be alive. That would kill you.
     
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    They are gonna sew hasbro up the ass for this one
     
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    Just look at the picture to see what I think.
     

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    Silly kids,gas is for Prime ;) 
    Seriously, I think he tried it once, got somesort of buzz, and kept on doing it , using his new excuse: "I wanna be like Prime!"
     
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    That boy and his family have my honest sympathies for being full of FAIL. :( 
     
  17. Optimatron

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    "Before that he was a very smart boy"


    Ummm...obviously not.
     
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    I await the headline: 'Child breaks spine attempting to transform like robot hero Optimus Prime'.
     
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    yay he gets 20 of these:[​IMG]
     
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