Kickback had a chance to meet my Amazingly Hot Coworker ...

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    100th reply yay
     
  2. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    *imagines theLostSeeker standing at a conveyor line as dildo after dildo whizz by, fresh out of the Dildomatic 5000 while Raymond Scott's Powerhouse plays in the background*
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    <tests dildo carnally>

    "This one meets factory standards. Next!"
     
  4. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    I'm thinking of some twisted variant on the Laverne & Shirley theme where LostSeeker puts one of his gloves on a big black double dong as it passes him on the conveyer, and waves at it as it rolls away.

    hasenfeffer incorporated
     
  5. honestgabe

    honestgabe I

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    holy shit that same thought crossed my mind Foster.
     
  6. MegaPrime33

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  7. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell no!
    I have my own office. Never do I venture in the back.
     
  8. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    It CAN'T be more disgusting than the returns department.
     
  9. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    There actually are returns! I had no idea how disgusting people could be to return pumps, dolls and rubber "body parts" after they were "used"… *shudders*

    EDIT: I'll change my Grievous sig to having him hold dildos instead lightsabers. -kidding
     
  10. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    PM'ed you!
     
  11. KA

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    uh oh, uh oh, i feel a sig pic coming on...

    my bad, that was just gas.
     
  12. Boardwise

    Boardwise There are no strings on me Veteran

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    Now I believe him!
    Good god man... how do you work in a place like that?
     
  13. theLostSeeker

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    :lol 
    yeah, ok…
     
  14. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Ooh, share! Share!
     
  15. KA

    KA Well-Known Member

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    sharing is caring, 'k.
     
  16. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    I believe there's a saying:

    Jelly Beans are twice as fun when they're shared with everyone!

    Only in this case it's more like:

    Dildos and sex toys are far more likely to spread disease if they are not properly cleaned and then shared with everyone.
     
  17. MegaPrime33

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    Yeah, what Jux said.
     
  18. Predaking

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    This thread proves that, even without The Fuzzy World we can still find ways to express our twisted thoughts.
     
  19. theLostSeeker

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    If this was the Fuzzy, maybe I'd share… But it's nothing you've never seen before. Though there is a lot of really hillariously disgusting stuff out there!