Kevin Smith talks about how he would do Transformers 4

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  1. Billzilla

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    Kevin Smith spent a good long time on his most recent podcast coming up with ideas for Transformers 4. They're pretty much all jokes (He decides to call it "The Transformers Meet Hitler" and says it should be 30 minutes long) but I thought it might be of interest. He riffs on it for at least 20 minutes (maybe more, I'm listening to it now). He pretty much opens the show with it and goes from there, so check it out.
     
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    whos kevin smith? is he Will Smith's son?
     
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    Really??

    GTFO, april fools right?
     
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    this is sad, the guy in zookeeper but he's a TALENTED Comedian. TALENTED
     
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    ... No. Kevin Smith is the writer and direct of cult classic films: Clerks, and Mallrats.

    He has also worked on such other films/media outlets as:

    Zach and Miri make a porno, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Clerks: The Animated Series, Chasing Amy, Red State, And other various films from the "view askew" Universe, as well as other films.
     
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    Oh, and nice find Bill. Sorry I got distracted by... That...
     
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    Go back to posting threads in the wrong sections.
     
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    Dude, that's Kevin James... :lol 
     
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    Kevin Smith is the Simon Furman of movies/comics/nerd culture.

    Or in other words, over rated.
     
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    Lmao. tfprime strikes again with his stupidity.
     
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    I just spat out my drink laughing so hard. He tried to burn and call someone stupid... only to get burned and look stupid himself.

    Kevin Smith was one of the guys behind the 2007 TMNT film, right? I think, likely not right.
     
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    Please tell me those posts were April Fools........



    Don't forget Comic Book Men. I love that series. Also, for those who have not, Youtube Kevin Smith Superman.... Classic standup
     
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    Transformers meet Hitler. This needs to happen.

    :lol  Wow, dude.
     
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    This continues to fuel my opinion that Kevin Smith isn't funny.
     
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    I like how Kevin Smith seems to think you'd have to shorten TF4 to 30 minutes to make "the first movie to make a billion dollars in a month."

    Um...no. They already did that. With a full length feature. That was TF3.

    :) 
     
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    didnt know i am a little :crazy: 
     
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    Greatest post in the history of TFW2005. I'm talking some Spiderus Prime type shit right here.
     
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    Yeah, not to mention the thread we have going about it in the TV section where we spend like 3 weeks shitting on it, and then just when we start to warm up to the show, someone lets us know that we've just watched the season finale.


    Also, Kevin Smith played Ares in the 90's Hercules series :D 
     
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