Keep your Fantasy to yourself, you will stay out of jail

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  1. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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  2. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    I havn't read the story yet... but... I see Florida.
    QUIT SENDING US YOUR IDIOTS, GOD.
     
  3. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Do we REALLY hold the record for news breaking morons? I lived here all my life, and it feels just so normal to me. xD
     
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    KnightHawkke Flynn Lives TFW2005 Supporter

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    Wait, who said florida gets all the morons! well.. granted most of the morons in Ohio are just bad drivers I guess, but any given episode of worlds dumbest drivers is at least 15% Ohio.
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    I think he snapped contemplating what morning breath multiplied by three might smell like. Or maybe they were giggling at the boil on his ass.

    On another note: two television sets. TWO. What the fuck was he thinking? TVs cost a bomb these days.
     
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    TWINTURBO Mandiprime97's badass :)

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    he is stupid
     
  8. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    :lol 

    Well its the holidays season, so he can get a deal on new one...wait he going to prison never mind...
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yea for less Florida idiots roaming free!
     
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    He was just teasing you...no one has two tvs!
     
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    Kuma Style Toy Photography TFW2005 Supporter

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    I read this, and I laughed... hard. Very, very... hard.
     
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    I usually end up behind them.
     
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    ... Wait, he had a problem having a threesome with 2 women? I was fully expecting this to be about a guy not being able to handle his wife with another guy.

    What is wrong with people these days?
     
  14. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Yeah, exactly. How do you go from about to get double your pleasure with TWICE the ass and flip script and be like "I wanna punch a bitch, HARD."
     
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    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Why doesn't he just cheat on his wife or whatever like a normal guy who's moved past internet porn would?
     
  16. exclusacon

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    :lol ....where is dave chappelle...love your last line HARD


    I dont know

    Well he not normal...
     
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    Sixshot Jeff Goldbluman Group

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    What a dumb way to fuck up a threeway.
     
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    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    The only thing that should have been beat out of this were dem cheeks.
     
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    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    There is a reason FL is the only state with its own tag on Fark.

    Oh, and journalism!

    FTA: "After he started punching his her, she and the other woman fled to the bedroom."

    As someone who has done this, looks like someone wasn't sure if he brought enough for the whole class.

    Also, the important questions aren't being answered!

    "Flatscreen or LCD?

    - Coeloptera
     
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