I've had other jobs before, but at the moment I work in a government department. Reasonable hours and not bad pay for what is mostly low level clerical work updating various databases. Today I got up to get some water and, after walking back to my desk, I realised I could probably do with taking a trip to the toilet while I was still on my feet. I decided I'd wait. And then it struck me. The only reason I'd decided against it was so I'd have something else to break the monotony between then and 5 o'clock! I'm so bored at work that doing a wee now counts as a major highlight of my day. Compared to my job, urination is now actually entertaining. As I said, the work isn't hard, the conditions are very good, the pay is fine... but suddenly I know I've got to get out of here.