Just got out of the hospital

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ChrisLHanssen, Dec 6, 2008.

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  1. TheDemonDzko

    TheDemonDzko Some Internet Guy

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    Lets just hope they dont have to call the RepoMan
     
  2. ChrisLHanssen

    ChrisLHanssen From the desk of TBSKLF

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    I get that all the time. But I am glad I'm not that Chris Hanssen.
     
  3. GW_Freak

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    Um they like one or 2 vials of blood. That's like 3 or 4 ounces at most....

    It'd be funny if you were his evil twin, of course that would make you a pedophile.... Imagine the look on his face when he asked himself with a goatee to take a seat please...
     
  4. ChrisLHanssen

    ChrisLHanssen From the desk of TBSKLF

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    Well I have Abnormal Fiberlation that means the 2 top chambers of my heart are not pumping correctly.
     
  5. GW_Freak

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    How would this stop you from being the Child loving Chris Hansen from the Bizarro universe?
     
  6. Insane Galvatron

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    Fixed.

    Well, if it had a regular bun instead of a doughnut. Why are the patties so thick?
     
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    It's chocked full of demonic spirits, hellfire and delicious cheese...
     
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    By which you mean cholesterol, and lots of it.:rolleyes: 
     
  9. Mastergeorge

    Mastergeorge I should burn my wallet.

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    Glad your okay. Hope you feel better!
    (Hey 700th post) :) 
     
  10. ChrisLHanssen

    ChrisLHanssen From the desk of TBSKLF

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    Well are we getting off topic just alittle? :lol 
     
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    BigRC83 I'm singing in the rain

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    Those donut cheeseburgers are disgusting but I am glad that ChrisLHanssen is fine.
     
  12. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Since I'm not afraid of demonic spirits, and I'm hellfire proof, AND I love delicious cheese, I may have to eat one of these.
     
  13. GW_Freak

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    I dunno you eat hellfire you'll be fartin' blood tomorrow, right Fryman?!
     
  14. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    mmmmmmm krispy burgers. :p :drool: 


    glad that your heart's okay :) 
     
  15. Insane Galvatron

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    No, I would be fine. My innards are lined with the blood of Christ, making them hellfire proof. It would pass right through leaving me unscathed.

    I'm so sure, I would swing over the pit of hell on a broken vine holding on with just one hand and spit in the devil's eye.
     
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    The blood of christ?

    You mean wine? You're COATED with it? Are you like wasted 24/7?
     
  17. Insane Galvatron

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    LOL, no. I'm not Catholic. I don't have his actual blood in me. He shed it years ago, and that act made me fireproof.
     
  18. Dirge121

    Dirge121 I'll be your end of days

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    I wouldnt advise testing that, you may be dissapointed with the results :lol 
    Besides, this is heading towards violation of rule #10.

    Anyway, on-topic:
    ChrisLHanssen, I'm glad to hear that youre back on your feet and its nothing too serious.
    I'll echo what others have said, take it easy.
     
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    So eating fossilized blood makes you fireproof? Do firefighters know this?
     
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    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Some of them, yes.
     
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