Jonax Hex reviews rolling in....Consensus: Movie and Megan Suck.

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  1. Janeails22x

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    I thought this was great:

    "Everyone seems to be sleepwalking through this film. Except for Megan Fox, who is such a terrible actress that she couldn't even act like she's sleepwalking." ~Hollywood and Fine

    Apparently the film is like 75 minutes long or something stupid.


    So what do you think, is Megan Fox's career OFFICIALLY screaming toward extinction?

    I would say absolutely yes considering she cannot carry a single movie she is in. When a movie is terrible, and you can't even say that actors tried the best with what they had and that THEY were actually some of the worst parts...I don't think she has much left.

    Plus, guilty confession, I really kinda wanted to like Jonah Hex, but I am bummed now considering the release reviews.
     
  2. McBradders

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    Stealth Megan Fox hate thread is not very stealthy.

    1/10
     
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    The movie was reviewed by the Fox 4 KC guys today. They also hated it and commented on Fox's poor acting.
     
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    Omega Charge Prepare for trouble...

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    Ha, let's see how she does with no giant alien robots to back her up. I wasn't that interested in Jonah Hex, and now I'm glad there's no reason to see it.
     
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    I reserve decision until I see the movie for myself. I never go off of someone elses review of a movie.
     
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    This movie looks terrible. Brolin hasn't done anything good since The Goonies.
     
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    No Country for Old Men slaps you senseless.
     
  10. Janeails22x

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    Not meant to be stealthy nor hating. Just wondering what everyone's thoughts would be on Megan Fox's career after Transformers if she can't even be the shining light in a crapfest of a movie...on at LEAST 3 attempts. With a small portfolio, her ratio of good to bad is not great.

    Jonah Hex Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes
     
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    As does Nightwatch, Mimic, Planet Terror, American Gangster, and W.

    Honestly, I don't care that Megan Fox is a bad actress. It's kinda her thing and makes her stand out. I like Jennifer's Body, yeah I said it.
     
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    regarding the thread title, how do you think she gets a role?

    i wanted to see this, but the trailer killed my hopes. i wanted a down and dirty Hex flick.
    not this PG-13 babysit the kids movie.

    i hate to agree with movie reviews i see in Yahoo! news, but i have to agree with one particular comment.
    paraphrased, it was that this movie suffers the same fate as "Drag Me to Hell" in that it was an R rated movie that the director was goaded into cutting down into a PG-13 and thereby crippling the movie.
    this movie needed serious violence and gore to work with the material (theme) and it lacks it.

    and take a look at the director's previous work.

    1. Finding Nemo (2003) (animator)
    2. Mike's New Car (2002) (V) (animator)

    3. Monsters, Inc. (2001) (animator)
    4. Toy Story 2 (1999) (animator)
    5. A Bug's Life (1998) (additional animator)
    6. Toy Story (1995) (animator)
    7. "ReBoot" (1994) TV series (senior animator) (unknown episodes)
    I don't see this guy doing serious drama/horror movies any time soon. not handling them seriously.
     
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    Hmm...to bad. I still think that Megan Fox is hot.
     
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    That was a horrible movie.

    I didn't have much hope for this movie either. Jonah Hex is a really weak character.
     
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    Megan Fox sucks.

    Johna Hex you could tell was gonna suck.

    Put 'em together?



    Dear God.


    THERE IS NO GOOD.
     
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    I was tempted to see this in theatres.. after the current 15% on Rotten Tomatoes, maybe I'll just Netflix it. Toy Story 3 is getting my money this weekend :D  I love Megan Fox's outfit in this movie though. rawr.
     
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    Who's Megan Fox?
     
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    megan fox's career is going 90 MPH down a dead end street!
     
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    Jonah Hex had the potential to be a real good action western but after seeing commercials and clips from the movie, along with Fox's bad attempt at a western accent, I was kinda turned off.

    Sucks to here it's a flopper....
     

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